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I bet you will, and we will hear a blow by blow acocunt of the outfit and how hot you looked, and how every man in the club stopped dancing and damn near had an orgasm when you walked in

 

this pic is funnier if ur familiar with his legendary accent

 

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Appointment?

 

This. Sometimes I just let my battery DIE.

 

May I bow down before you and worship your holiness.
You are my new favorite.

 

I successfully tricked my son into eating onions tonight and he ate his dinner w/ no hesitation. Tried to tell that boy they are used to season food...but he swears he can't stand them.

 

I'm not an onion eater myself, unless their onion rings then I might consider. But I haven't had those in at least 11 yrs.

 

Nope. I am 5'6". LOL.

 

His DIS. Appointment, Wun. I wasn't playing.

 

Mostly dudes were staying away from me like a MILE... because they had dates, and let me tell you there were a lot of gorgeous black females there dressed to the TEETH, even though this was a notoriously ghetto club. Tall, sexy, slim chicks with heels to the ceiling, legs for miles - super model material. No WAY could little old me compete LOL - no way would I try. This was definitely a chick venue. - This was not about the dudes. Not too many sloppy looking women to be seen. I saw hundreds of gorgeous black women and their hot dates, 1 asian cutie, 2 sloppy ugly white women (one masquerading as a huge fat latina chick), and my fairly attractive self. Also one weird white dude with redwings and a Paul Bunyan beard. I shit you not. Also two flaming gay black dudes with mohawks and kneehigh boots although it's WAY too early in the season to be breaking those fuckers out but whatever.

Also, I did not know that when it says the doors open at 7:00pm, that you won't be late if you show up at oh say.... 11:00pm. If I would have know that I would have gotten drunk first and taken a nap. Spared myself the misery of the opening acts. LOL :smt069

But hey it was fun being the only real white person in the place for a switch. I don't count the typical slovenly obese broad in the striped tank top and the lank brown hair that I saw with her black boyfriend (for obvious reasons), nor that black-dyed gel-attacked tanned heifer that kidnapped me for the #1 song because she thought I was one of her "white sisters" or something.

 

Naturally

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It has been a remarkable journey
It has been such a tough and challenging life
Despite all odds
Despite all haters
Despite stereotypes
Despite illness
Despite all naysayers
Despite obstacles after obstacles
Despite all racist, sexist, nationalist, regionalist, relgionalist plot
I am still standing
And walking
And jumping
And smiling
I tell you what, I will trade my life in a split second with a 2 dollar luxury whore, lol
But will always cherish and continue to learn from my good, bad, terrible and flat out horrible experiences.

 

Halloween is less than a month away. (well ok...more than, but you get the point.) Got an idea for a good Halloween story that has scary stuff and gore. (Nothing like twilight, though.....god, I hate twilight.) Should be able to write it before Halloween approaches. Challenge accepted. :smt103 :smt031

 

White girls at the club

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This White Girl has "deep seeded" issues against White Girls due to liberal White guilt. As a Black Man who fucks a White Woman on a regular basis I must stick up for White Girls and declare this as racist and offensive and if anyone doesn't agree then you are offensive and racist.



Sorry. I couldn't resist pulling an Iggy move.....:smt043

 

Aww damn

 

Been clubbing lately lol

 

That girl is fucking awesome! :heart::heart::heart:

She did forget to mention how drunk white girls start making out with each other all of the time LOL...