Devil In a Blue Dress.:smt045

 

"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock." Thomas Jefferson

 

"All I did was peel money and touch bitches." - Rosebudd (with two ds' for a double-dose of this pimpin')

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"Some of my best friends are black."- Anonymous

 

I just fell out of my chair and DIED! :smt005

 

"Going to church everyday does not make you any more of a Christian than standing in the garage would make you a car." -African American proverb

 

You can't win unless you learn how to lose.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

 

"No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted." -Aesop

 

"It always seems impossible until its done." -Nelson Mandela

 

...................A mans appetite for ass is directly proportional to the amount of sausage he is packing................

 

I like this one.

 

Another good one.

 

A coworker tells me, "I just shook down a doobie the other night."

I laugh.

 

"ONLY A FOOL DUCKS....WHEN THE TRUTH IS THROWN AT HIM" Amun Neb Ptah Ra

 

"If you want the greatest of pleasures from a woman just treat her right" - My Father (From the Greatest Generation)

 

"Learning how to operate a soul figures to take time."
Timothy Leary

 

quotes

"I only came in you a little bit"

 

Say that looks like "Flo" from the Progressive commercials posted above.

 

"The internet. Home to the strange and the deranged." My old crusty black ass.