It'd be hilarious he came up to your place of residence, gagged, all tied up and wearing a gimp suit with the words, "Sex Me" etched on top of his forehead. Oh and don't forget the whipped cream and Barack Obama shaped dildo lodged up his ass with the American flag on it saying, "Black and White is All Right!"
So drunk at my big brother's wedding. The whole thing was beautiful and I didn't know how much I missed my family until I saw most if us in one room. Feeling some deep Jsmaican pride right now. Can't wait to share some pics.
It's definitely been rough lately. I've been asking when will it end for a while now. Yes it does. LMAO!! Messages like this crack me up. It's hard to resist such a prize isn't it?
With the fourth of July approaching, for some reason I feel less and less American these days. I told my friend what independence? I will celebrate a day when my ppl are set free of the reservation, my friend said "you and your native pride is something and you hate America as much as Obama", lol, and she suggested I ought take a job in the Andes Mountains of Peru. Heck, who knows that might make me happy, screw like rabbits and reproduce rugrats and most of all live in a jungle in a mud made shack, yay.
Btw, question: I'm talking to this guy in LA - lives over an hour away - in no traffic (will never happen in LA, ever) - that could be up to 2h one way to where he lives. He suggested that I come to his town for a first date. When I said that perhaps meeting in the middle was a much fairer choice for a first date and that maybe we could meet somewhere where we both could avoid the Sepulveda pass, like Pasadena or something - he got snarky about it... It totally turned me off.. Is it reasonable to expect the other person to drive up to 4h for a first date? I was totally turned off by that. Is that picky?
