If we are in a happy relationship with an uncommonly smart and beautiful woman, we still about think about being (or becoming) single at least five minutes each day.

If we are in a so-so relationship with someone of average looks and intelligence, we think about being (or becoming) single for at least half of each day.

If we could go back in time like The Terminator and kill the guy who invented marriage, we would.

We rarely care about how your day went, because it's usually a reflection of what we're trying to forget--our day.

We know that you don't like our friend who won't commit to any woman and spends his weekends chasing tail, because he reminds us of what we're missing.

You'll either get the hunter who brings home the bacon, takes out the trash, kill spiders, and is a tiger in the sack or the sensitive nurturer who'll listen to your bullshit but is also a wimp. You cannot have both.

 

true, true

 

Telling it like it is...

 

:shock:..damn.

 

Saty in true form.

And if you have done it long enough, know how to fake it that well, & or e such a good bullshiter you just run on autopilot...so the gf thinks your the best bf. Seen that plenty before.

 

You can have both, ask my Wife and mistresses.

 

Well said

 

LOL Yes:smt043

 

Was this a joke thread?

 

you know he aint joking, have you read his other posts? Lol

 

BUMP!

 

Did you get neg rep for this thread?

 

LOL. too funny. I guess as you get older it would be nice to find that one woman who knows how to be a woman. Oh well.

 

So what you're saying is whoever is "fortunate enough" to be with you should just shut up and thank God she was chosen by the Great Satyr, despite the fact that you don't give a shit about her.

Because you iz "alpha male", and alpha males have to be assholes, right?

Tail, tail, and more tail - it's really pathetic that you find love to be a weakness.

 

you dont think he was serious ? do you ? was he ?

 

Your statements oscillate between fairly cogent analysis and profound ignorance. Since you know nothing about me, pick the end of the spectrum where you currently are.

 

You're right. I don't know you. Let's just say you are really as much of an an asshole as you suggested in the OP.

I would like to hope that if I (hypothetically) were to meet you and were deemed "dateable", that I would sense your arrogance from the start, and run far far away.

If you want to stay single and continue to get strange tail all of the time, DO it. Spare some sweet girl being stuck with your miserable lying ass always looking over her shoulder for greener pastures.

Unless you get off on making fools of people.

 

Christ, if there is an award for self-parody . . .

I don't want meet you, Jahiz or anybody else who's stuck on stupid. Other than from the deepest recesses your cornfed-country-bumpkin ass, where else could that idea possibly emerge from?

 

Lol at corn-fed. Someone doesn't understand the meaning of the word hypothetical. I was merely empathizing with your imaginary wife.

Meeting you is pretty low on my list of priorities, never fear...:smt043

 

He has himself convinced of his own superiority - his mother licked his ass for him too much as a kid.