This is going to sound bad...

...but I have to share it with someone.

I went into my children's room and farted. My three year old was sleeping. He woke up screaming and crying saying the house was on fire and his room was going to burn up in the fire.


I'm trying to figure out if its the man in me, the Marine in men, or the Soldier in me.

...but damnit if I didn't just laugh my ass off for about 15 min, my abs hurt.

 

You sick bastard. I love it.

 

lol...let's CO-SIGN that:smt038

 

LOL...I don't know why I laughed so hard. Poor boy cryin' his lil heart out. But it literally had me gasping for air. Gawd I'm turing into my old man.

 

OMG!
Its so wrong, but it so funny!!!

 

Dude, you are the fucking shit!!!!!!!!

A fart that puts fear into people is just epic.

 

shouldn't you be studying studmuffin....???:smt050

 

VERY EPIC, INDEED!!!

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I got up to get a drink. Back to studying.

 

What are you studying, my dear friend?! LOL.

 

lol...likely story...!!!! come here, i'm hungry...let me nibble on those buns of yours :smt106

 

ha ha ha ha ha ha. :smt042:smt042

 

I stopped for the evening (that's what 4am is for!) and am now enjoying a glass of vino.... :smt060

 

don't start without me...i'm still on my way to you:drinkers:

 

This shit just made my day.

 

lolol too funny! Glad you shared it.

 

First I was the meat in the sandwich, now I'm the buns. :smt081

 

My English midterm I have on Tuesday.

 

you're the complete happy meal :smt054

 

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