Corrupt a Wish

granted you are now a pilot with a major airline...unfortunately the hectic schedule being away from home and your husband brings you to a crossroads in your life where you must choose between a profession you love and a man you love

just trying to catch up on a few wishes! please go to the previous poster's wish

 

granted but I am your tour guide... and I can't read maps

 

lmao but what do u wish for chicken?

 

i wish i could fly

 

Granted. Except on your way back home, your plane crashes on a mysterious island and you're taken hostage by "The Others".

I wish I could meet George Clooney.

 

granted. You meet George Clooney only to find out he's a total douche. He belittles you, hits on your girlfriend, and spits in your drink.


I wish I had a bigger penis

 

you will need a bigger box then.



Granted. Your penis will be so big that you'll need to put it behind the shoulder and you will never be able to wear a swimming suite without ppl pointing at that thing and say "man, that is way too much!!!"

I wish I could go on a LONG vacation.

 

Granted, you can fly, unfortunately everyone is terrified of a human being who can fly and you lose all of your friends and family and have been captured and locked up in an institution where they will do tests and experiments on you for the rest of your days.

*EDIT* (Forgot to make a wish)
I wish I could go back in time.

 

Granted, you now have a bigger penis, unfortunately it is too large for you to maintain an erection, due to its weight and the law of gravity, and there's no pill or procedure to fix that for you.

*EDIT* (Forgot to make a wish)
I wish I could teleport.

 

Bookworm!!!!

I was searching "Dick in a box" on google images for the Sonnyshao post, and look what I've found!!!!



Do we have that book? lol

 

Granted, unfotunately when you came to visit friends in the US someone hid some drugs in your luggage and you were popped by the Feds. You now have a 30-50 year "vacation" at USP Leavenworth.

I wish I didnt have to go to work this morning.

 

Granted, unfortunately your time capsule was broken and you are now the only modern human on earth because it is the early paleolithic era.

(no wish because I am catching up)

 

Granted, unfortunately your teleporter is not functioning well and occasionally you wind up with body parts in wrong areas, sorta like the time you teleported to visit family and your vagina was stuck on your forehead.

(no wish, catching up)

 

LoL! This is fun. Be careful what you wish for!!

 

ok wish granted but tht means the site now forces you to pay $350 a month to be a member and full access to the site

I wish i could have Popeyes chicken

 

granted for lunch today you are having popeyes chicken...unfortunately by mid-afternoon your stomach starts to grumble...you have a fever coming on...your palms start to sweat and you realize that you may have food poisening...

i wish that knew what was going to happen in the near future so that i could make some calculated decisions

 

granted...take the day off flygirl! unfortunately you just used a sick day...what you don't know is that the boss thinks you all have been working way too hard and decides to take everyone out for a day of fun...spa day for the whole crew on the house!

(catching up on wishes)

 

wish granted but you buy stocks that began to accrue value but sudden and unexpected CNN report comes out saying that that AIG crashed and youve suddenly lost everything

I wish today was less cloudy

 

LMAO!! No!! But I'm going to start searching for that book. AHAHAHAA!!!