Funny Ass Shit Thread....

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10220582489372971

 

Damn that's a woman?? Holy shit

 

I don't think this would work with gas engines because it would take an insane amount of energy to replace the job that the wings do on airplanes. The size of the gas tank needed would be ridiculous.

 

What a time to be alive

 

'Celebrating Thanks Giving Dinner with an all-White Family'

The comments are as funny as the clip.

 

New sex dolls so realistic that they only want to be friends with you
https://www.dailysquat.com/new-sex-...R8Zpopuv2z9BMLPntclc_JOouX3a-x0l2PeXOb3J6ebdc


The latest sex doll model is so realistic that they will only want to be friends with you unless you’re handsome, rich or successful.
The hyper-realistic dolls will put you straight in the friend zone unless you meet at least one of the three key criteria.

‘We believe that the previous models made it too easy for men. If you want to get laid, then you have to buck your ideas up. Simple as that,’ said doll manufacturer Ho-Lee Fuq.

The dolls will instead encourage men to better themselves. If they do, there will then be a ‘new relationship’ period where sex will become available.

This window will close in about six months and the sex dolls will begin to ask why there isn’t a ring on their finger yet.

‘You wanted realism, you’ve got it,’ said Mr Fuq.