Surprise! Introducing the next Bond?...

Discussion in 'In the Media' started by samson1701, Jul 14, 2019.

  1. Reverie

    Reverie Well-Known Member

    Me too!
     
  2. meowkittenmeow

    meowkittenmeow Well-Known Member

    I hope he comes out of retirement because she ends up dying in the first 10 minutes of the film and he has to avenge his old agent designation.
     
  3. meowkittenmeow

    meowkittenmeow Well-Known Member

    They were considering a spin-off for her. I believe she mentioned that in an interview.
     
  4. Reverie

    Reverie Well-Known Member

    Oh my fucking christ....
     
  5. RicardoCooper

    RicardoCooper Well-Known Member

    I'd rather a Jinx spinoff than that shemale 007 they've got coming

    I'm old enough to remember when you used to have to be attractive to be in movies
     
  6. meowkittenmeow

    meowkittenmeow Well-Known Member

    Attractiveness is reserved for Bond girls. She isn’t technically a Bond girl.
     
  7. Reverie

    Reverie Well-Known Member

    She looks good enough to me.
     
  8. GAmomlisa

    GAmomlisa Well-Known Member

    Amen! Idris as bond, Shemar moore as batman, and Michael B jordan as superman!
     
  9. Soulthinker

    Soulthinker Well-Known Member

    Let's hope it happens.
     
  10. RicardoCooper

    RicardoCooper Well-Known Member

    We need a proper eyeroll smilie on here stat
     
  11. GAmomlisa

    GAmomlisa Well-Known Member

    Lol are those three too predictable?
     
  12. samson1701

    samson1701 Well-Known Member

    There is no such thing as "Bond Girls." That's demeaning and patronizing.

    Now, they are called, "Bond Women." And because in 2019 every woman is considered beautiful ( no matter the size, shape or facial appeal) I would not expect her to conform to your misogynistic, outmoded standards of bea ... damn .. I'm sorry. ... I can't even bring myself to finish typing that Princess Feminism bullshit.

    Does that make me a bad liberal?
     
  13. meowkittenmeow

    meowkittenmeow Well-Known Member

    It does.

    How to redeem yourself:

    Grow a beard and put a flower in it.

    Any time you hear or see a black man do or say something a black woman wouldn’t like, yell at them for their toxic masculinity.

    Develop and Oedipus Complex to appease the “sistas” (this will let them know that you don’t “hate your mother”).

    Scream, “Yaaaasss” any time your gf asks if she looks good in her outfit.

    And finally, listen to hipster indie girl-rock bands and braid your own hair.

    Enjoy.
     
  14. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

    Fair enough.
    But not totally dismissing it. Think, Wonder Woman.

    (I just noiced this was already covered in another thread. My bad)
     
  15. samson1701

    samson1701 Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I'll take being a bad liberal for the win.
     
  16. meowkittenmeow

    meowkittenmeow Well-Known Member

    They really expect you to be some sort of care bear or something nowadays.
     

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