Netflix Instant Queue Thread

Netflix or hulu got porn?

 

Lol nope but there's tons of free porn all over the internet. I haven't paid for porn in years.

 

Thanks for the recommendation I may just do that

 

Do people actually pay for porn these days?! If I'm paying for porn I better be participating

 

Apparently so. But I'd rather watch real people fuck than watch porn stars fuck. It is so much more interesting when all the women aren't greased up and waxed to the point where it's ridiculous lol.

 

Well hush my mouth and pass the biscuits.

What website?

 

GL are you serious!?

 

Yeah man, you can literally type the words "free porn" into Google and get hits to more porn that you ever thought possible. :smt042

 

Well pass the gravy for my biscuits

 

Which one is the best

 

Dirty old man lol. Stop. These are things you either figure out on your own or go without lol

 

I feel like I morphed back 100 years :smt003 GL REALLY!?

 

I never watch internet porn... u may have seen me though in such porn classics as

The romantic comedy"big daddy long stroke",

the western action thriller "sweet dick bill"

The epic love story "endless stroke"

The spy thriller "james bone"

All on vhs...get it all in one big value package of porn classics goodlove has starred in such as
"Dick slinger"
"Bone em right"
"All this goodloving"

U can get all that and more in his hot best hits and back to back sexy love scenes. Thats right ... he dont just fuck ....he loves em down.


U can get the vhs for only 49.99 plus shipping and tax

 

Lmao $49.99 plus Id have to buy a vcr lol. I'll stick to real sex...it's free

 

Lol

Ill throw in the cult classic "i whipped that pussy"and the sound track free if you order today..

Call 1800-gud-love

But wait thats not all. Thats right theres more...ill give you the music porn videos of the hit songs by goodlove such as

"my love goes bang bang" ,

"i make u speak jibberish" and

"my sexing have your toes doing sign language"

 

Seriously tho...i really didnt deal with internet dating until recently. Ive only had porn dvds and really didnt watch em (i have an united nations looking porn stash). So really i think i bought one dvd in the last 7 years.

 

Lol

 

I need to go to blockbuster and get busy on some movies

 

Everything comes with a cost of some sort.