Woman Discovers Boyfriend Is Actually Female Best Friend Wearing Prosthetic Penis

I swear, I can't even... :smt102

http://www.unilad.co.uk/articles/woman-discovers-boyfriend-of-two-years-is-actually-female-best-friend-wearing-a-prosthetic-penis/

 

Aww hell :toimonster:

 

Part of me has a dark sense of humor, but the other half tells me that this is even more fucked up than the situation I was in. :toimonster:

 

Funniest quote of the year from the article;

Something in my mind said ‘pull it (the blindfold) off, pull it off’. I just pulled it off. Gayle was just standing there… I just couldn’t believe it, I couldn’t believe it.

Straight away she held her hand down over her face and said

‘it’s not what you think’.:smt073:shock:


Yes bitch. Yes it is.

 

I got to step up my macking.

 

On the one hand I feel bad for her. That's a lesser form of rape. But, on the other hand, I'm like ... how dumb can you be? Why would you ever have sex with someone you've never ever seen before, literally? You're having sex with someone and you have no idea what this person looks like. You'd have to share some blame in this whole sordid event.

 

I always tell women that they should always ALWAYS give a man a blowjob. It is the only way to authenticate the real stuff.
If he blows then you know you got a real joe

 

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You don't recognize your best friend's voice

Getting blind folded and get fucked not once but multiple times by strapon and can't tell the difference from the real deal

Damn, hot dam

Am speechless

 

I was really hoping that we could get a woman's opinion on how this could happen. But, I think the girls here are avoiding this one. Can't say I blame them.

 

Yeah I don't understand how this happened

first of all if you're dumb enough to meet somebody without actually seeing them and have sex with them not one but multiple times

you're a dumbass

And how could you not know it's fake?

This is a special kind of stupid

 

So, I'm not being my usual sexist self? I thought it was just me who felt that way. ...lol

 

No lol

first of all, why would you agree to meet someone for the first time ever in your life but you have to be blindfolded!? what kind of sense does that make!? what woman in her right mind would agree to do something so stupid!!!?

second, to have sex with someone you've never seen before, what the fuck kind of shit is this, what is wrong with people nowadays!? it's like they have no common sense! she seriously could have been killed!?!

And what the hell is wrong with her best friend?! why would you do something so stupid!? if you're gay and you want to be with her, then freaking tell her don't pretend to be somebody totally different and then come up with some cockamamie story about how they can't look at you, but then expect them to have sex with you...

Who does stuff like this?!? they are just fucking retarded and I'm sure there are men out there too (to your point) but these two in particular just have me at a loss for words...

 

The fellas need to stop frontin' . Yall are like "why cant i hook up with someone like her"

 

:smt043 :smt043 :smt043

 

What kind of situation were you in that can be compared to this one


So this woman did not know the penis wasn't real but also never knew that the person she was having sex with had boobs either? Had sex 5 times and never felt the penis or the person's chest? WTF

 

The wearing of a blindfold can be a mix of many things. But in a sexual escapade, this becomes an exercise in power and control. The situation was very manipulative and very deceptive. The victim was obviously a very lonely woman who would date just about any man. She probably had a ot of failed relationships and was desperate to have a connection, even if it was with a stranger. I understand her loneliness and I feel bad for her. But she should've known something during the course of their courtship. The woman's best friend should have known what a dangerous and stupid thing that she did.

 

I'd rep you if I could.

After reading this story, I think I've finally "seen it all". LOL.

I'm sure the whole "blindfolded" thing was intriguing to her because of that stupid 50 Shades of Nonsense books.

But, yeah, why in the world would ANYONE agree to those terms. The amount of wrong that could happen, but luckily didn't, would be too risky for me to ever agree to it.

And yes, how could this woman possibly not know she was being screwed with a strap on?

This story just doesn't add up.

 

Blindfolded or not, this it technically "rape by deception".

 

What's to say? Anyone with half, shoot even a quarter, of a brain, would know this was a stupid idea. And I echo the questions how do you not recognize your best friend's voice and how can you not tell the difference between a strap on and a real penis??? Puh-leeze.