Anti-Religious "Humor"

I still question whether you're just a minstrel or you don't even have a clue what you are saying.

 

That one had me lmao too..

 

So please explain it to us. How belief and believe is different?

Uhhh us the dictionary please. We dont need another in living color wannabe

 

We got one in the name of a "goodlove" so don't worry. That minstrel role is being played all too well.

And you need to reread my posts. I've addressed the answer of belief vs. lack of belief (don't know why you're trying to deflect). I've used Simple English and cannot be simplified any further.

 

Define belief and believe us
ng the dictionary.

 

Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.


What is so ironic about Atheists?
A: They're always talking about God

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An atheist was rowing at the lake, when suddenly the Loch Ness monster attacked and grabbed him from his boat.

He panicked and shouted "God help me!", and suddenly, the monster and everything around him just stopped.

A voice from the heavens boomed "You say you dont believe in me, but now you are asking for my help?"

The atheist looked up and said: Well, ten seconds ago I didnt believe in the Loch Ness Monster

 

I'd suggest you reread the post. You're coming off too ridiculous.

 

In other words you realizef you said something way off and u cant defend it.

Belief and believe is the same thing.


Lol

 

You must be pulling a Borat. You can't even reason with yourself.

 

He's coming unhinged. He'll implode soon enough..

Meanwhile..ain't this cute??

Religious Shit

Taoism
Shit happens.

Buddhism
If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam
If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism
This shit happened before.

Catholicism
Shit happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna
Shit happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism
Send more shit.

Atheism
No shit.

Jehova's Witness
Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism
There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Christian Science
Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism
Let's smoke this shit.

Existentialism
What is shit anyway?

Stoicism
This shit doesn't bother me.

 

Holy smokes batman all that deflecting.

Yes robin thats why we are on this hill because there is alot of bs down there

 

That's a good one. But didn't see the Stoicism bit on any of the shirts sold here.