Florida is fucked thread

At least we have water, warm beaches, doable traffic, managable fires, decent size yards, no state taxes, and a real estate market that doesn't require a 7 figure investment to start. :smt042

 

You guys home-brewed George Zimmerman

Nuff said

 

And they beat Rodney King. Don't let me get started on Philly.

 

Why...what's wrong with philly

:smt030

 

I would start with the ridiculous amount of crime there, then I would pick apart the shitty public school system. By the time I'm done with that we would need another thread to contain the remaining filth to be exposed. :razz:

 

:smt043:smt043

 

Find me a 'good' public school system in ANY major city and I'll take bliss out on a date.....make it two

 

Lmao

 

Haha! Typically, I'd curiously research it to see if there was one, but this time, Google is not my friend. Not one search was entered.

 

:smt079

 

That's all true. But, the craziest shit still happens in Florida. ...lol

Any one remember the porn producer who got some years behind bars because a guy in FL ordered a DVD from his company, they shipped it. But apparently there is some sort of indecency law in that county, or whatever, and the porn producer did some years just because he sold a DVD to a consenting adult. I might also add, that same DVD is legal everywhere else in he country.

Yep, Florida. ...lol

But, for real though, I can't front on those beaches. Shit ...

 

That does sound crazy, but what about the masterbation patrol in New York where undercover cops were being overly aggressive and staring at random guys dicks in public restrooms. Lol That's some weird shit right there. Even if the situation warranted the action it still speaks to how fucked up a substantial amount of NewYorkers are.

My point is there's strange shit happening all over the country but people seem to forget and the media doesn't often fixate on it unless it happens in Florida. Lol The people who know the least about Florida are the ones who tend to fixate on the less flattering aspects from my experience.

In reality, the states that most people try to avoid are New Jersey, Michican, Missouri, Alabama, Mississippi and Arkansas but the media will have you to think those places are more desirable than Florida........Yeah oK lol

Try selling property in Detroit, tell me how that goes.

 

Too many old people and rednecks in Florida. Probably the only place I would feel somewhat comfortable would be Miami.

 

The only city in the state with a crime problem. OK.........lol

 

Lmao

 

Never said anything about crime. But old age is a good front for all kinds of nefariousness now that I think about it.

 

Dude........the worst thing about old people is that they vote. Other than that they stay out of your way and most of them are completely harmless. You trippin.

 

You and I don't know the same old folks, dude.

 

Oh lawd

 

Seriously. Those Teaparty blue-hairs are terrifying. Except that they will die soon. That takes the edge off.