man code ...forever..write em

Well how about you drive your little cute ass up to LA and we'll see how well you play. ;-)

 

1st mistake was going to a store with your woman so she go shopping..

 

No matter how hot a woman is i will NOT hold your purse or bag. That is man code violation on so many levels

 

cash before ass....man code

 

All you got is your word and your balls. Break neither for nobody

 

from the movie scar face

 

I can't be bothered to go through every page right now... did anyone say "bro's before ho's", yet?

 

uuuh, kinda. we didnt say ho. we are a little more urbane than that

 

true!

 

cant buy a cat for yourself....man code

 

No slow jams if there are only men in the car. I rode with my guy to pick up his new car and I got in and he was playing Carl Thomas.

"I Wish"? I wish I never got in this car! Turn that off bro!

 

Watching porn with your buddies...

Don't do it.. Under any circumstance.

This should go without saying but some folks need to be told.

 

those should be at the top of the list

to add ..... dont talk about porn like you are a host of a sports commentary show like first take

 

I did that when i was 12 lol but as man hell naw!

 

You can't celebrate like a pussy. Man code.
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lol

 

When ending a phone call, please don't be the guy who says...

I can barely even type it. Fellas, you know what I mean. It might be a guy not exactly in your circle or a dude from work who has to call you for some reason and you wrap up the call and it goes something like this;

You: Yeah, yeah... I'll get that done for you. Not a problem.

Him: Great, I'll see you tomorrow.

You: Aight, then. Yup.

Him: Ok, bye-bye.

You hit the end button and think to yourself, "bye-bye"? WTF?!