He's all-Ivy -- accepted to all 8 Ivy League colleges

LMAO - you mean Simmons?

 

So u DO know ur Russells after all liar

 

Yep, but Russell Wilson? That sounds like some guy my mother went to high school with.

 

i thought he manufactured footballs

 

Anyone remember Russell Athletics

 

lol

 

Didn't they make the sweats with the fleecy lining that always pilled up and left fibers all over?

 

Champion?

 

I still rock Champion, but I thought Russell had that white fleece underneath.

 

I thought you were talking about the Seahawks QB.

 

I'm DEAD

Kmart sells champion and u gotta wash them bitches inside out like 10 times to get rid of that fiber shit

U better NEVER kill someone or commit a crime wearing them joints, because the cops will find a bunch of your clothing strands at the scene lol

 

You ain't lying lol

 

Try pulling on a pullover with five o'clock shadow, lol.

 

Seriously I bought a bunch of hoodies and pants because they were cheap and I like walking around affluent areas dressed like the unibomber in the middle of night

Bitches was like 5 dollars a piece

 

That's not the move, black.

 

You ain't lying lol

 

I used to go running at night after work (1am-ish) and a few times it seemed like the cops were watching me

When you see the same patrol car cruising up the street when ur running laps around the block, something's up

 

One thing I love about the burbs where I live is if I go jogging at 1 am the cops in my area will actually ask me how my night is going, they greet me and shit

 

Nah i don't get greeted....I get the same car cruising up the street like there's a robbery in progress

 

Get the fuck out the hood my dude. You're too smart to stay there