THE FUCK YOU THREAD

I gave up online dating and took on Tinder.

So, out of the kettle and into the frying pan.

 

Oh boy. LOL. Isn't that basically the same thing?

 

Use a picture of a white man instead

 

ahaha... many many years ago I went on a date, the guy supposed to be tall,dark & handsome, but nope..he decided to post a picture of some1 else!!!!....... he ended up being an older short guy with beer belly, bald and I think he was Iranian or from Iraq, somewhere from there ...

Of course people lie in their online dating profiles every day of the week but post a photo of a totally different person :smt018 what was he thinking:smt093:smt067

 

Lol

What were u doing using a dating site anyway

Girl like you wouldn't need one

 

They now call that a Catfish.

 

I thought that it was only a catfish if the other person never existed? I think what Amazonka's guy was just straight up fucking lie lol.

 

That catfish bullshit is when a mothafucka impersonates the opposite sex on that manti teo game

 

In many of the Catfish episodes, whether the person in the picture exists or not, a big part of the Catfish is the falsification of their true identity. End result is like you said though, liar.

 

Lol

 

Its not that easy to find a good man as you thinkI will be honest with you, there is a bigger selection to choose from on-line, we can be pickier basically and find someone we really think is a good match. In real life we are limited to men we meet in the area, no offence but canadian men just dont excite me Just something about u american ppl i likeI started to date guys from states and thats how i met my husband lol

 

I will say Vancouver women definitely have IT. Met one this summer and had a great time with her.
But as a dating site vet too many options isn't always a good thing because people start treating that shit like shopping for shoes when its not that simple. I probably had way more initial chemistry with the Vancouver girl but my current girl is far better for my life in general.
People don't do too well with too many options.

 

And this is the main reason I'm not on dating sites anymore.

 

If you think Canadian men don't excite you... NEVER try to date in Newfoundland.
My god, these guys are exciting as a pile of rocks... or watching paint dry. 90% are guys that love beer way too much, have no idea what grammar is, and have no real ambition to do anything with themselves.

I only have my profile for online dating to laugh at the other profiles now, seriously.

 

All day. My WM friends Tinder shit lights up like xmas trees. I might get 1 or 2 matches per day. I will say that I have met far more women in a few months on Tinder than I've met in years on actual dating sites.

 

Back in my twenties, I had a woman do the same. I met her in this game that I used to be addicted to called Everquest. She used to mail me what was supposed to be worn panties in ziplock bags and shit. Only when she eventually flew me from Chicago to Mississippi to blow me and not harvest my organs did I come to find that the only way she could have worn those sexy little panties is if she used them as a glove. Anyways, she had already bought me a new computer and paid a months car note when I was between jobs, so as angry as I was at being lied to I think I still made out in the end. PLUS, I got an all expenses paid trip to beautiful Mississishitti.

Years later her husband sent me an email saying he knew that we'd met up and he was wondering if was still in contact with her. Apparently she cleaned out the bank account, and skipped to Canada with their kid.

That day I vowed to never meet another woman from the internet.

 

And on that day you could hear the sound of a million middle aged lonely female hearts breaking

 

I didn't live up to that vow.

 

So the brothers in Canada are that bad? Maybe they also like American women. There is thing about women and foreigners, one example is American women's craze about the British accent.

 

No, not the brothers. The guys I mentioned, all white.

The black guys I meet online? They're saying they love me within a message or two. Or, if they do get my phone number, and I tell them I'm deaf, I only text.... they're idiots and CALL so much I block their damned number lol

The black guys here just don't have the right vibe. Most come here for school and just... meh.

I'm going to die as a crazy fish lady