Political Humor

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If I owned a gun, this would be me on some nights.:smt081

 

Republican Jesus

I write political and social satire...hope no one gets too offended....I have one about black people too....lol



I AM REPUBLICAN JESUS
God of the wealthy, white, suburban, Christian, heterosexual, mostly guys
I despise gays, the disabled and those that need any federal assistance
Despite my message of love I’m sending them all to hell

I want all my followers to flee the evil urban cities
I hate their pathetic whining about how capitalism made them poor
I want my people to buy homes in the suburbs that you cant really afford
I will make it hard for the niggers and Mexicans to move next door

I only care about America
And I have no interest in the rest of the world
I want unlimited freedom, no taxes for all Americans
Except for non Christians, minorities and girls.

I will absolve all sins and crimes of rich white men
I want my name to be spread with arrogance, separation and fear
I want abortion outlawed, along with social services for foster/poor children
I don’t give a shit about them, their own their own after they get here.

I will gladly heal the sick and dying
But if you have a pre-existing condition you have to pay
If your not one of us, then you’re a filthy, demonic liberal
I am republican Jesus, Do what the fuck I SAY!!!

 

Bill's still at it.

 

I wonder how many people watched it crowd in here.

 

Lol damn whatever happened to Saturday morning specials

 

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"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers. I don't need to choose a side." Marilyn Manson

 

Go figure

 

I find it funny that for this Presidential election, the diversity amongst the candidates is on the Republican side.

Democrats have offered up nothing but old white people.

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Ehh ... we got two good terms of strong black leadership. I'm good ... for the time being.