man code ...forever..write em

man code (MC) is needed cause mofos are wreckless....so bros lace em with the rules of manhood.

Cars:

If the accessories (tires , rims, sound system) are worth more than your car...str8 violation of MC.

driving a dodge neon,station wagon and obvious bitch cars.... violation

PUBLIC BATHROOM
must have one urinal between you and other dude...no talking and keep your eyes on your road. MC

 

Never mess with your boys sisters, moms, aunts, cousins or ex's.

If your boy lady asks a question that would throw your boy under the bus, LIE!!

 

exactly! certified!

one question......how sexy is the moms and cousin..

 

no crying mofo......except at a funeral and in YOUR HOME CURTAINS CLOSED AND, IN THE BATHROOM OR YOUR ROOM WITH LIGHTS OFF

 

Boo! It's ok to be sentimental when the occasion calls for it.

 

what !!!!! i said funerals.
remember these are all jokes.

 

Never judge another man's wheels.... He's not borrowing yours.....

 

along those lines
dont ever say a mans woman is ugly...when he is not fucking ours... or is he

 

:smt036 you nut

 

just keeping it real.

 

Lol

 

except the crying....no man is allowed to cry except for a funeral.....and if you for something else then you have to go home in the secluded as prescribed in man code.

why would a man cry?
smashed his finger....hell naw
saw a sad movie?, hell naw.
broke up with hirl friend? hell to the fuck no.
wrecked his car? ok thats acceptable...i get that.
lost a halo,madden or any other online game? fine....thats at home with doors lock...acceptable.

certified...man code

 

if your woman is having a baby...hope for a boy ....the toys are better....yeah..thats right i would play with the toys. the kid...well i guess he can play with him.

man code

 

:smt043

 

Unfortunately women will remind you of the time you cried and infer you are weak when they are pissed off with you.

 

As a straight dude never compliment a man on his looks. The best you can say is "tight haircut can you hook me up with your barber?" i.e. if he has hair on his head

 

Shit nikkas these days fuck with your life with the quickness if they could. Worse than bitches, IMO.

 

What you think of as the best is only the best that you've seen. If you haven't been anywhere, then you haven't seen the best.

Never treat an undrafted or second round chick like a lottery pick.

 

Exactly! Circumstances would have to be extreme

;-)

 

lol