Funny Ass Shit Thread....

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A company, feeling it was time for some new blood in the organization, hired a new president, who was determined to get rid of all the slackers.

On a tour of the company, the president noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and to make an impact, he asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?" Surprised, the young man said, "$400". The president said, "wait right here" and came back with $1600 cash. He said, "Here's four weeks pay, now get out and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the president looked around the room and asked, "What did that goof-ball do around here?" From across the room a voice said, "He's a pizza delivery guy from Domino's."