Now I definitely don't want her. Those Puerto Rican dudes are hung like mules. She ain't got no chance with a black dude now.
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 Been arrested -- $5 Spent time in jail -- $15 Peed in the pool -- $0.50 Played spin the bottle -- $5 Done something you regret -- $20 $525.50 More of these fines should end with (.50). Who hasn't peed in the pool at least once? You must have been amazingly well disciplined children. lol
Hi Lippy. :freehug: Yeah I just copy/pasted only the last 6 items from the OP to keep my post small. Of those last 6 items I confess to doing 3. Coming out to $25.50. The other $500 of my fine is derived from all the other various mischievious and naughty infractions listed in the first post.