I'm naughty by nature and dangerously seductive...when need be!

 

naw....he just moved to denver,co

 

thats the perfect amount haha, bless ya.

and I seriously have no idea what that even means, I'm from England so I don't understand the reference lol. I mean I've heard of Denver but I don't get what that has to do with anything

 

the state just legalized marijuana. denver is in that state

 

ah ok, I've got it now lol

 

Careful...you're playing a dangerous game, love.

 

lol, just messing about
and hey, you started it haha

 

I knew who created this before even looking

 

You'll be meeting Dr. Wilhelm Minge pretty soon. The Fanny Doctor will get you moist.

 

that is literally the least sexy thing I have ever read hahaha.
Thank you, you broke the spell

 

I was going for the Boris Johnson face, but damn...it wore off that quick? For shame, love! :rock:

 

lol yeah, I have a short attention span sometimes Never mind, you gave me a bit of a giggle to say the least.

 

I aim to giggle, but Sir Wanks-a-Lot likes to play the French Tickler.

 

Silent farts are the deadliest and can kill literally

 

I let out some decent silent farts, but all I could do is set off the alarm.

 

what is really funny is when a toot happens and a dog is nearby... the way they look like "what was that"

 

^^^ This all day long kids and farting is so funny i don't know what it is about hot funky air coming out the ass,but kids find it hillarious,and their reactions are so funny to me.

 

It's not cute when a woman you meet on your first date accidentally farts loudly. Akward

 

Basically yes I find it funny.

 

You must be the first Englishwoman who finds it funny. Well, second since I know another who basically laughs hysterically whenever I poot a raisin.