Do Farts Make You Laugh?

Discussion in 'Conversations Between White Women and Black Men' started by Morning Star, Jan 6, 2014.

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Do you find farting funny?

  1. Hell yeah! I still laugh at that shit! It never gets old!

    5 vote(s)
    23.8%
  2. Sometimes, but it gets old when it's overdone.

    4 vote(s)
    19.0%
  3. No, but once in a while I get a chuckle when unexpected.

    4 vote(s)
    19.0%
  4. No! Grow up!

    8 vote(s)
    38.1%
  1. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    DISCLAIMER: This thread contains subject matter deemed immature and crass. Viewer discretion advised.

    I'll just go out and say it unabashed: I love the sound of farts. They make me laugh almost all the time, especially when I'm really down in a slump and in dire need of a pick me up. There's no question, as many of you know already, that I get my rise and kicks from reactions out of shock. I admit, I like to rip a good one just to get it out of my systems, whether in public or on the toilet. Either way, that wind will just keep on lingering in this atmosphere.

    This should be something left for younger kids with a better appreciation of toilet humor. But how is it that many adults like myself still laugh at the idea of dishing out a Stinky MacGruber?

    Whether we are talking loud ones with no smell to those that reek of Vegemite, one can safely say that the laughing gas grants us the ability to chuckle, however immature it may be.

    So here are the questions:

    • Do you find farting funny? Why or why not?
    • Is the art of farting timeless? Why or why not?
    • Do you ever fart?
    • What are some experiences with you (or someone else) farting and caused a stir?
    • How do you feel about people farting?
     
  2. goodlove

    goodlove New Member

    oh boy
     
  3. RestlessRita

    RestlessRita Well-Known Member

    MORNING STAR!!!!!!
     
  4. suzieb

    suzieb New Member

    erm no, because I am over the age of 12 lol.
     
  5. Ches

    Ches Well-Known Member

    Par for the course.
     
  6. Unique4ever

    Unique4ever Well-Known Member

    How old are you again?
     
  7. fantasyfangrl

    fantasyfangrl New Member

    ^^ This!!
     
  8. Be-you-tiful86

    Be-you-tiful86 Well-Known Member

    No, it takes a bit more to make me laugh.
     
  9. lippy

    lippy Well-Known Member

    not so much:smt012
     
  10. Ches

    Ches Well-Known Member

    Honestly, when it's unexpected, yes. Whether it be circumstance or person. An older gentleman snoozed off in church one Sunday and let one go. There wasn't a straight face within earshot.
     
  11. buglerroller

    buglerroller Well-Known Member

    I have kids so yes Farts are funny.

    They tell me I have super hero farts since they are so big. ah hahahaha
     
  12. lippy

    lippy Well-Known Member

    every woman's dream...a man that farts like a super hero;)
     
  13. Ches

    Ches Well-Known Member

    I bet you're fun in the morning with the Fart-Under-the-Covers game.
     
  14. lippy

    lippy Well-Known Member

    or the fart and blame it on the dog game:smt051
     
  15. buglerroller

    buglerroller Well-Known Member

    i have been told they linger under the covers and wake can wake a person out of their sleep.
     
  16. GFunk

    GFunk Well-Known Member

    Fuck yeah, the are.
     
  17. Thump

    Thump Well-Known Member

    Not the way I do it.

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  18. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    Superhero farts are what the world need in time of sanity...and politics.

    I exercise my right to convert my farts into pure energy. Would you like to witness it first hand?

    :smt119:smt119

    Damn man...all that good ripping good time and no cigar for the end spectacle?

     
  19. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    Fixed! :freehug::p

    I'm old enough to be your daddy. :freehug:

    I don't think anything makes you laugh. Chuckle, yes...but laugh to where you piss yourself? Ehhh...not sure! :mrgreen:

    Soooo....if you popped a bubble while you're napping, you wouldn't laugh?

     
  20. suzieb

    suzieb New Member

    you really are a very naughty boy!
     

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