Ladies and Gentlemen what is your type?

That'll work, Satyr won't be the only pretty motherfucking dude around these parts anymore :freehug:

 

Lolz

 

ah hahahahahaha.

if it wasnt something a certain nationality does when they get locked up and leave their hyna i would get one of these tatted on my neck.

 

LOL....... someone in this world actually does have MY lips that look like that picture tattooed on them.... weird I know but its true...

 

Dark hair, Blue/Green eyes, and a nice butt.

 

not weird at all! :smt039

 

I don't really think I have a ''type'' so much. I do have one real preference, and thats a shaved head.
I cannot abide men with long hair. I once dated one in my twenties, and I felt as though I was in a lesbian relationship lol.
A bit of hair is ok, but it has to be very short.
But yes, perfection to me is a closely shaved head.
Yummmmm. Very manly. Love it

 

Au

tout au contraire for me. Although, while not particularly fond of long hair (unless it is well kept and pretty), I do like some hair on a fella's head, unless he is naturally bald. If I need a mirror, I have one in my pocketbook. Also note that when I say pretty, I mean touchable, conditioned, not chemically treated, but don't care for dreads much at all. A good friend of mine has hair half way down his back, and it is very curly, and incredibly attractive. It just depends on the guy, and how he takes care of it.

 

I'm willing to look for all qualities; but I suppose something that would jump out at me would be a woman who is taller than average, with longer, red hair.. :smt039

 

My ideal type...

My ideal type of woman:

Race: Doesn't matter
Height: 4-11 - 5'7" (prefer someone smaller that me)
Weight: Doesn't matter
Hair: Doesn't matter
Eyes: Doesn't matter
Body Type: Slender, Average, Athletic, A few extra pounds, Full-figured


My type of woman is very broad, at least physically.

 

Kind, chivalrous, intelligent, worldly, honest, philanthropic...a gentleman.

 

I must assume that the image is supposed to assert that men who possess those qualities do not exist.....but they most certainly do.

 

All of this, plus supportive, not shallow, appricative, know how to treat a lady, doesn't try to be a control freak, and knows the difference between being "aggressive" and being "rude".

 

To reiterate, pay attention to the type of man that a woman is responsive to because whatever comes out of her mouth is meaningless.

 

That's a wee bit strong.

 

But totally accurate. I feel bad for women because a lot of you mistake sexual interest with general interest and get fooled into believing you have far more options than you really do.

 

Aint you married?

 

The good thing though is that one can usually tell fairly quickly when the interest is just sexual. It doesn't take that long to weed those ones out.

 

Unfortunately most young women aren't that quick and fall for the bs and then carry that pain into adulthood. The same can be said for men who are constantly rejected by these women for dudes who treat them bad.
It's all kind of messed up