Things I learned from Grandma..GO!

The devil is a lie!!

pretty much ANYTHING can give you walking pneumonia...you better put a hat on..mess around and get walkin pneumonia...you better hop over that puddle..mess around and get walkin pneumonia..you better put that cat down..mess around and get walkin pneumonia...

don't mess around with those "fass ass girls".

anytime something fucked up happened to you it was because you were "tryin to be cute"..

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GO!!

 

if i respond do you promise not to post in the tyler perry thread ever again?

 

I promise to not tell you to kiss my black ass...

but I WILL tell you avoid my threads if you don't like the subject..how about that??

 

Lmao!!! Brilliant!

 

do you ever use the new post button? kinda hard to ignore...i bet your ass is brown nor black

 

do you have anything thats on topic instead of trolling?

 

no my grandma just always said i was trolling for trouble...does that count:smt051 or was is asking for trouble...no wait she just called me trouble

 

nope my grandmother was the usual nice grandmother. I think I and my brother ran her through the mudd with bad antics in our youth. I miss her so.

 

My paternal grandmother had a whole mess of grandchildren, so I didn't get much one-on-one time, but she did show me how to clean and cook Chitlins.

 

Honor and respect your elders.

 

A bowl can be used for food as well as the perfect hairstyle

 

If you don't listen you'll definitely feel.
Mind your pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves.
God is slow, but he's sure.

 

I thought it read "mind your penis and the dollars will take care of themselves".

Nearly had a lightbulb moment

 

My grandmother once told me to watch out for reindeer for obvious reasons.

 

do not pay for something that you can have for free. best things in life can not be bought.

 

She's dead and you'll eventually die too.

 

You must be observant. You can only win by doing the right thing. Be thankful for your blessings. Savor peace and quiet.

 

Not much. She is a bigot, judgmental, and a racist.
But what I do respect is her hard work and determination.

She came from a working class family, and desired better things, so she went for it and eventually became self employed, very successfully I might add. She worked until she was 86 and that is the biggest message she could have ever given me.

 

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You're horrible lol