Anything x-mas

How to save money this Christmas

 

U ain't lyin

 

Thank you Bookie. You are right, it does look like the tree is coming through the roof. I was like....wait a minute..WTF???
Very nice!

 

I found this recipe online for dessert. I improvised with some of the stuff. I made these today:



Front view:

 

loving your work joanie...!!!!:smt023

 

ME WANT ONE! Damn that's cute!

 

Thanks!!

They're easy to make. And actually, the ears in the recipe were almond slices, but I didn't want to spend the money to buy them, so I used mini-marshmallows instead. LOL.

 

People who know me, know that I hate my job with a passion. I will still spend another xmas at this place.
Therefore I decided to bring some cheer to the office.

I will do this to the little fridge we have:



Hopefully I will find more cute ideas on pinterest that I can steal.
Wait a minute.....did I just say that? It's IMPOSSIBLE not to find things I like on pinterest LOL

 

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12 Days of Ass-Jamming

On the first day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, A blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the second day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the third day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, three blue vibrators, two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the fourth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, four pints of semen, three blue vibrators, two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the fifth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen, three blue vibrators, two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the six day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the seventh day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the eighth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, eight baby skull-fucks, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the ninth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, nine molested stepkids, eight baby skull-fucks, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the tenth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, ten steaming clevelands, nine molested stepkids, eight baby skull-fucks, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the eleventh day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, eleven smelly fingers, ten steaming clevelands, nine molested stepkids, eight baby skull-fucks, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the twelfth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, twelve cumfilled pussballs, eleven smelly fingers, ten steaming clevelands, nine molested stepkids, eight baby skull-fucks, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the thirteenth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, AIDS.​

 

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Lick my balls with lots of sylivia

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Tis the season to suck a drunk driver

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Out of stye with ganster appearal

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Stroll through the hood with a loaded double-barrel

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Blazin blunts in a beat-up taurus

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Baby gansters sellin dope for us

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Digital scale to weigh and measure

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Gettin over on the system brings me pleasure

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High as hell with dark sunglasses

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Flunking all my stupid ass classes

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Me and my homies kick it together

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Drunk and high in real cold weather

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Wish I could find strawberries in winter.

 

These food pictures make me hungry...

 

I'm about to try to copy some of the reindeer cupcakes on pinterest.
If they come any close, I'm gonna post pics.
Oh whatever, I'm gonna post them even if they will come out ugly

 

Pinterest version:





Unique version:

 

Good job boss, you taking orders?

 

I still got 3 of them left, come over