It may work like that in your head, but nope. You know that. We still have fun and plan on bail money lol

 

Yeah, I hear you, but living in Ft. Lauderdale/Miami area has worked out pretty well for me. I have tons of really good friends. We go out all the time and have a blast, so I'm not complaining. I ignore the idiots as much as possible. Don't know how our governor ever got voted in. Definitely not from South Florida voters!!

 

It depends on the demographics in each county, so I'm assuming there are some areas (due to gerrymandering) which have more sway in the overall votes for that state.

 

Testing a voice sample I have. Apparently my voice can be described as deep, moist, and attractive when need be. So, here's a demo reel.

Demo Reel of My Soothing Voice​

 

you clearly must be more broward than miami. Plenty of cubans voted for him. I have yet to meet a cuban over 30 that doesn't vote republicans. you can literally get into physical fights about it.

 

Grasshopper,
We look forward to hearing the voice sample.....But are the adjectives DEEP and MOIST the least misconstrued adjectives that can used to describe a mans voice box......You must always be wary of the deviant mind Grasshopper.....

 

True, but those aren't the only adjectives I receive. I tend to get smooth and mysterious at times.

 

You definitely have a nice voice

 

If only I can get Elmo to sound sexy, would the world be a better place.

 

Lovely voice. Reminds me a little of Barry White.

 

Yesterday, I broke my nail halfway down on my nail and tore the nailbed pretty deep. I cut the nail down as far as I could and I still ripped the nail off while taking the trash out.

Now half my nail is gone and the nail bed is completely trashed as the original injury went so deep. Hurts like shit.

 

noooooo! not your pretty feet!!!!

 

I felt sick reading that.

I'm hoping my toes are fixed by the time I get to you!!!! Off to the doctors tomoz to see if they can set them. Hoorah

 

"Dear Georgia sports fans, I hate you all and I love to see you suffer. Yours truly, God."

 

Aww! :smt056 :freehug:

 

Yep, the Falcons are banged up, the Bulldogs barely made it out of Tennessee in one piece, and the Braves are apparently choking again. Even women's basketball is down one game in the playoffs. But there's always the Hawks, right?

*crickets*

*more crickets*

 

dont worry man, our Falcons will prevail. its only the beginning of the season.

 

I hope so. 13 wins a season is a lot to ask for but 1-4 doesn't give me a whole lot of confidence at this point. I'm still going to bleed red and black though.

On a related note I now know a shortcut to my favorite liquor store. :smt030

 

Yea baby! :smt038:smt038:smt038