What a guy eats determines how the semen will taste. If a guy eats fruit like pineapple or candy like mints, it can make the taste of semen pleasurable. Vitamins, imho, also has an effect in terms of taste and quantity. Alcoholic beverages also have this effect.
lol You don't have to scarf it down, take your time and savor every drop. Don't forget to personally thank your chef after.
The problem with you being the chef is you've already established you don't like to spend too much time on this stuff so we'd have to treat your meal as though it was an ice pop. You know, suck it up quick before it melts. Some of us ladies like you DINE. We enjoy taking our time and savoring the flavors, experience the textures of what we place in our mouths. This may take some time. No fun in just grab it and swallow. This is why we need a very patient chef who will appreciate our efforts.
I love very appreciative patrons like yourself, I would never rush a patron.... after all the customer always cums first right? :smt002