Ladies...The Boat Is Sinking...The Captain Says "Woman And Children First!"....

.....Do you get on the lifeboat without hesitation....or do you say no, you want to be treated equally like the men and stay behind and go down with the ship.

Now this is a Yes or No question, don't go replying about "Well It Depends...." or "Well If I'm With My Man...." or "What If I'am With Aunt Gertrude....." or "What About My Kids..." or some other excuse.

The focus of this question is equality focusing on you.

Are you gonna save your ass and say "Fuck Equality" or will you stand your ground and go down with the ship with the Men.

 

Do you get on the lifeboat without hesitation?

Yes. I wouldn't say "without hesitation", but my ass will be on that lifeboat with my babies.

 

building I work in is old and fire alarm goes off all the time, my office is on the 2nd floor and I work beside a 400 plus lady, she walks with a cane and every fire drill she is "given a heads up" and she walks out a few mins b4, a actual fire and its 2 mins or you are toast my co-worker ain't getting out of this bldg if its up to me,, real talk lol

 

Awww poor lady!! You don't have to put her on your back and carry her out, but you could at least drag her ass to the stairwell! Your stairwell doors should be fire coded for a certain amount of time? Maybe California Fire Code is different, but that's how it is out here at least. I'm a little more than 1/3 her size and I'd drag her booty with all my might....my hope would be that someone would stop to help me lol!

 

Yes.

 

Makes me think of Bill Burr.

 

Shiiiit all you'll hear me say is:

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Seriously just died laughing! I can SOOO picture you doing that

 

To me, it would be, go by age.. The younger first, men and women. The old ones that lived a full life stays behind when no room is left. So that means my ass is grass. Lol. Or more like, waterlogged

 

I'm a product of equality. Everybody get the fuck out my way I'm trying to live baby lol

 

Lmao, I feel you love...I'll fight you for that last seat though! Baby girl can throw down when she needs to lol

 

yes, I think so, too

 

That Cali swag is looking a little better from here now

 

You know you dig me and my Cali swag...I'd have you looking around like "what the fuck just happened??" as I take my place in the last seat on the lifeboat

 

mofo please. I'm grabbing kids and women by the hair and tossing them. It'll be the only time being a 300lbs and over will be in your favor lol

 

Lmao try me son (that's right...I called you son lol)! I'm smaller than you, I'll be all ninja and shit and sneak right past you! Raider + TDK wrestling match...guaranteed Raider win. That's just how I roll, it's in my blood

 

one purple nurple and you won't know what hit you.... ah fuck it you can sit on my lap you're small anyway lol

 

A purple nurple AND I get to sit on your lap...in a skirt...hiked up around my waist...and you unzipped......shiiiiitt now this lifeboat's more my speed

 

women and children first died out when the notion of women earning more than men became commonplace

 

So... Not yet then? Lol