Brazilian Pastor Arrested For Convincing Followers His Penis Contained "Holy Milk"

Discussion in 'In the News' started by Since1980, May 19, 2013.

  1. Since1980

    Since1980 Well-Known Member

    This is nuts...

     
  2. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    :shock:
     
  3. Ches

    Ches Well-Known Member

    :smt087

    I don't know who's worse - him or the people that "swallowed" his nonsense.
     
  4. RaiderLL

    RaiderLL Well-Known Member

    Somehow I'm still surprised by what some people fall for :confused: I'm not an overly religious person, but even if I were...I imagine that I'd still look sideways at a pastor asking me to suck his dick for some "sacred milk". At some point people need to take responsibility for their own stupidity.
     
  5. Since1980

    Since1980 Well-Known Member

    :smt081

    As shady as this is, I think his followers are worse. How fucking stupid do you have to be to believe that sucking a dude's dick will get in you into heaven?

    In any event, it was only a matter of time before someone blew this story wide open. Now he's headed to jail.
     
  6. Ches

    Ches Well-Known Member

    Well, it can be a "heavenly" experience.....:p
     
  7. wtarshi

    wtarshi Well-Known Member

    The level if some people's stupidity astounds me
     
  8. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    Cum all ye faithful.
     
  9. Ches

    Ches Well-Known Member

    :smt043
     
  10. Since1980

    Since1980 Well-Known Member

    When it's really good you can, in fact, see God but that's probably because I kept calling his name at the time...
     
  11. Ches

    Ches Well-Known Member

    :smt043 LMAO!!!!
     
  12. Soulthinker

    Soulthinker Well-Known Member

    WTF??!! I sincerely hope no woman had fallen for that line at that church. If so it is so sad to believe any priest who has God on his speed dial.
     
  13. Since1980

    Since1980 Well-Known Member

    Ironically enough, the main ones who should have been voicing their objections to what he was doing probably had their mouths full at the time.
     
  14. RaiderLL

    RaiderLL Well-Known Member

    :smt043:smt043:smt043
     
  15. Gorath

    Gorath Well-Known Member

    White may be the color of purity and is the color of a Dove. However, there is nothing in semen that is holy. What were they drinking when they were following this man? It was not the wine of the sacrement. I guess this pastor must've thought he was jerking his own brand of "Jesus Juice." I know. Bad joke.
     
  16. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    Lol

    What else would you expect from people who believe water can change to wine at the blink of an eye
     
  17. medullaslashin

    medullaslashin Well-Known Member

    I'm honestly starting to think that most "christians" are either fools or con-men

    It's really becoming a "do-nothing" religion: you don't have to follow ANY of the ideals or precepts, you just make it to heaven because you're forgiven
     
  18. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    Jesus died on the cross...all is forgiven regardless of what you do, as long as you make Jesus your savior

    it's a LOT more tolerable than Islam, but who's to say which one is right?
     
  19. medullaslashin

    medullaslashin Well-Known Member

    the guy who kidnapped and tortured those girls? tweetin about god a few days before. Day he dies, he's forgiven i guess.

    Any sociopath, bigot, murderer is in. Any decent man born to the wrong religion is out. :roll:
     
  20. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    You can thank the secular institutions [United States] for that.

    And why not open the possibility that none could be right? It's all propaganda. If a [theistic] God does exist, why subscribe to one ideology?

     
    Last edited: May 20, 2013

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