Random Conversation 2.0

New boy band rapper?

 

there goes the neighborhood.

 

Down the toilet :?

 

Nope.

 

mofo back like a yellow rash on your balls

:smt043

 

Oh my! Get that checked out cuzzy....

 

Antibiotics ain't doing shit. Get that Johnsons powder.

 

aww shit not the J&J

maybe that E&J tho..just a lil bit

 

You do, without a doubt. And the kink factor as well.

LMAO

 

Had a wedding consultation tonight w a couple that the husband to be looks like a younger version of Barack Obama. An army soldier, who actually met the president working a security detail for his 2nd inauguration. The secret service guy told him he could be #16 if he ever chose to...lol

 

You getting remarried? (sound of forum guys' hearts breaking) Or do you provide consultation to prospective spouses?

 

haha...no. Not quite there yet...not sure I ever will be lol however...to answer your question

I am a wedding consultant for a very popular bakery in town. Keeps me very busy as merely a part time gig...but it's work I enjoy. I keep my own hours, so it's good extra income.

 

Aha...now it all makes sense. Glad to see you're staying on the market for a while yet. Gives us guys on the forum some hope. ;-)

 

really man

right in front of me

 

negro get in line that shit is stretched around the corner lol

 

what is stretched?

 

Your fantasy
:freehug:

 

Cherokee's line of wwbm admirers. You mofos are thirstier than a humpless camel in the desert

 

Speaking of humps, should we speak of my lovely lady lumps? In the back and in the front.

 

Welp....after living in a nice place in the city for about 11 years (Saanich area in the Victoria city), I might have to say goodbye to it and say hello to the Langford area, which is 45 mins-1 hour away from the main city (Victoria). The new house looks nice though and the neighborhood is quite pretty... and safe! I'll be sure to take pictures or do a vlog about it when things are settled down and whatever.

New area, new opportunities, new beginnings (hopefully).

Bon Voyage, Saanich! :heart: :freehug: I promise I'll visit you often! :smt026