ASK ME Crazy Questions? Get Crazy Answers THREAD!

I prefer English style...then again, I've been riding like that for YEARS.

I wonder what it'd be like to ride western style...

YEEHAWWW!!!

 

Dear Big Brother Wise,

I ordered a pizza a few weeks ago and decided to get anchovies on it with mushrooms. When my sister saw it, she said they look like hairy fossels and didn't look appetizing.

Why did she think this? Why don't more people like anchovies or give them a try? I personally think they gave the pizza more flavor.

 

Perhaps when she saw the anchovies, she looked down and sniffed herself.

Either way, don't make her start off with fish. Give her spinach on top of that fish.

 

This thread deserves a huge BUMP! :smt077

 

Dear MS,

I have an awlful itch between my fingers. what do i do?

 

If you have some sandpaper, carefully graze the apparatus onto the webbing of the fingers, but be advised that you must apply honey to lessen the pain.

Either that or cum would work too.

 

aawww skeet skeet skeet

 

:smt077 SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!

 

My neighbor keeps asking me to help her have sex with a bird she believes followed her home from the bar. I don't want to, what should I do?

 

A woodpecker, right?

 

Tell her you have too many birds following you back to your home and all you can offer her is a bag of cocoa buttered ice cream.

 

This really helps, but what would you do if given a neon green fanny pack and a pink pastel pair of socks?

 

All need to do and suit up and say...

HENSHIN-A-GO-GO BABY!!!