We gotta do better than this brothas.....

A new jobs report from the Department of Labor shows that Americans are out of work because 35% of them now have face tattoos and employers are reluctant to hire anyone who would willingly mar their face with tiger stripes.

 

Lmao good one

 

He looks like a jenius.

 

You know somebody that looked like this recently asked me if my job was hiring. First I had to pause to contain my laughter. I politely said "no, not at this time...but I'll let you know". Afterwards I actually felt sad. Some of us are so out of touch with reality, that it's sickening. Like, I work in the IT department of a major healthcare system. It's not like going to KFC and filling out an application. Moreover, who in the hell would hire somebody with their face looking like a Sons of Anarchy tee-shirt? This sh*t has got to stop...IMMEDIATELY!!!:smt104

 

Yeah, replace the J with a P, and take out the U...and there you have it

 

Just a shame especially when yahoo prints misleading articles about employers not caring about tats like they use to. Yeah maybe for low paying jobs where you cant support yourself

 

Thats cursive/script writong boo. So it actually says genius

 

I worked for THE country club in my area a few years ago, and our food and beverage manager had a fairly prominent tattoo on her ankle/foot. While it was tasteful, she was still required to wear pants to keep the tat covered. When the GM who hired her left and we hired a new GM, he wasn't as strict about it (I'm guessing, because she began wearing skirts from time to time), but I'm sure some of the older members weren't happy about it.

Personally, I appreciate tattoes as an art form but I'm not a fan. Maybe one or two, tastefully done, but like many other things, less is more. JMO.

 

I require all my staff to keep their tattoos covered. I have 6 tattoos and they're all able to be hidden if need be. The only difficult one is the one on the top of my foot...but my pants usually hide most of it.

I love tattoos, when tastefully done. I personally find them incredibly sexy on men or women. The man pictured above though...clearly took it too far IMO.

 

How awkward.

Carry on.

 

if you cant hide the tattoo then you are screwing yourself

 

Pretty sure that is a cursive 'G' on his head. Still though...

 

This thread has FAIL written all over it... You need to "do better".


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You got a fart stuck crosswise or something, boo-boo?!

 

When compared to you... I AM BETTER! And you prove so every chance you get. Lemme guess? Really short, not so good looking...used to get bullied in school, right? So this is how/where you get your sh*t off, eh? Grow up...and grow a set Captain Cardboard.

 

Says the "genius" who took an satirical article as gospel. Thanks for doing that guy a favor of lying about your company not hiring, he'll be much better off with a company that hires employees who are able to do at least a dribble of critical thinking.

 

Not true ...the ladies can tell you that.

But yes, Northy does seem to have a problem with your threads. :smt017

 

Where in my post does it say gospel, fact, stats, etc? It doesn't. What I do know you are an incredible magician in your own right. I'm not well enought endowed for you to be on my d*ck all the way from Allentown to Pittsburgh...but somehow...you make it happen. BRAVO! The Amazing Douchini does it again!

 

I don't have to ask the ladies anything. I know an insecure prick when I see one.

 

Hmmmm. Methinks you need to go back to the Ukraine thread and read whatcha wrote earlier?? :smt018