Funny Ass Shit Thread....

Discussion in 'Humor and Puzzles' started by Malik True, Dec 12, 2008.

  1. blackbull1970

    blackbull1970 Well-Known Member

  2. blackbull1970

    blackbull1970 Well-Known Member

  3. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

    Brilliant! I'm going for the 40.00 tho! :smt001
     
  4. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

  5. buglerroller

    buglerroller Well-Known Member

  6. suzieb

    suzieb New Member

    haha lol but yeah, I would totally have to go for the $40 too
     
  7. Ches

    Ches Well-Known Member

    Omg. I was shopping at Lane Bryant one day and saw a guy walk in with a purse (not a man purse) and wearing high-heel sandals. He stopped to browse the lingerie. That awkward moment when you realize the person next to you squealing over the cute bra is not a woman....:-?
     
  8. Unique4ever

    Unique4ever Well-Known Member

    They're Good For Something: Dead Fly Art

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  9. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

  10. Ches

    Ches Well-Known Member

    Ew! :vom:
     
  11. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    ur not a real dog person i take it

    who doesn't let their crazy dog lick their face?
     
  12. Ches

    Ches Well-Known Member

    I AM a real dog person, but one lick is enough. Besides, isn't that puke??? Ack.
     
  13. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    lol i thought it was baby food
     
  14. Ches

    Ches Well-Known Member

    Maybe it is....did the kid try to feed himself??? Haha!

    I dogsat a basset hound when my son was a baby and he would sit next to me as I fed him and he would drool these long strings of drool (have you seen Turner & Hooch? You'll know what I mean). Then he would shake his head and the drool would flop up over his nose. I couldn't even look at him, it was so gross.
     
  15. Sin Mari

    Sin Mari New Member

    I'm a real dog person, a mad and completely OBSESSED dog person, but I think allowing a dog to lick your face is disgusting. I mean, I know what dogs eat and put in their mouths and I don't want those germs on my face. Yuck. To allow it to lick your baby's face?? OMG no way. :smt078

    However, I find dog drool endearing. LOL Seeing a beautiful Basset with drool slopped over his nose makes me smile. :)
     
  16. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    no ur not

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  17. Sin Mari

    Sin Mari New Member

    LOL Hell yes I am. :p

    Dogs lick their assholes...if you want dog shit on your face, that's completely up to you. :smt043
     
  18. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Health/story?id=1213870

    think about this article before the next time you kiss your man

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    ya better off smooching the pooch

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  19. Sin Mari

    Sin Mari New Member

    First...Nice Vizsla. :)

    Secondly...dogs lick their assholes and many eat shit (not just dog shit...but other animal's shit too).

    Thirdly...Personally I consider it bad manners for a dog to get in my face, licking or not. And I don't tolerate bad manners in my pets.

    Fourthly...DOGS LICK THEIR ASSHOLES! :smt078
     
  20. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    and so do people

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    would you kiss a man after he rimmed you? :smt043
     

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