Funny Ass Shit Thread....

haha lol these made me laugh more than the original post you were replying to
I used to love Wonder Woman! Ive got a t-shirt and some little shorts (underwear). I have no idea why I just shared that with you guys, but well...y'know

 

This woman left me speechless but giggling....

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Oh my gods! I hope like hell that she was joking, but I fear she was not. :smt005:smt005 How stupid can people be? No, wait...dont' answer that. :smt005

 

I know ...

No she wasn't joking. There is a second part of this on youtube where she explains that she honestly believed what she said.

 

Men Are Just Happier People --

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

>>> Your last name stays put.

>>> The garage is all yours.

>>> Wedding plans take care of themselves.

>>> Chocolate is just another snack.

>>> You can be President.

>>> You can never be pregnant.

>>> You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

>>> You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

>>> Car mechanics tell you the truth.

>>> The world is your urinal.

>>> You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

>>> You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

>>> Same work, more pay.

>>> Wrinkles add character.

>>> Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.

>>> People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

>>> New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

>>> One mood all the time.

>>> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

>>> You know stuff about tanks.

>>> A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

>>> You can open all your own jars.

>>> You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

>>> If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

>>> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

>>> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..

>>> You almost never have strap problems in public.

>>> You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..

>>> Everything on your face stays its original color.

>>> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

>>> You only have to shave your face and neck.

>>> You can play with toys all your life.

>>> One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

>>> You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

>>> You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

>>> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier. :neutral:

 

we do have it made yes, but that doesnt make us better... your biggest advantage is the pussy.

 

Lol...it's always good to see a chicken that did not go gently into that good night.

 

ever notice that pussy is shaped like a wallet

 

It took me a minute to get it but it was hilarious. They should have given him dark hair and a cloak though

 

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