Funny Ass Shit Thread....

Oh shit

 

Brilliant!

 

Bus Transporting Carnival Cruise Passengers Crashes Into Sewage Treatment Plant



MOSS POINT, MS—The ongoing plight of passengers who recently escaped the disabled Carnival cruise liner Triumph took another unfortunate turn Thursday when, just hours after they disembarked the filthy ship and boarded a charter bus for New Orleans, their vehicle careened off the road and crashed into a local sewage treatment plant.

“Oh, goddamn it, you’ve got to be fucking kidding me!,” former Triumph traveler Laura Jackson said as torrents of human waste rose around her ankles and soiled her newly changed clothing. “You know what? Bring it on! Just go ahead and pour shit all over me. Lock me in a Porta-Potty and roll me down a hill, see if I give a fuck! Screw it.” At press time, Carnival had issued an apology to all passengers affected by the accident and offered them 100 Loyalty Club points redeemable on any future cruise.

:smt081 (it's a joke, btw)

 

:smt043

That's because his black ass knows what's up, unlike some of these clueless dummies. Also smart of him in a lot of ways, if you think about it, how he made money & a name for himself and at the height of popularly, said "Fuck It" and left the bullshit fame game before he got fucked, because they were going to find someway to do it.

 

Haha. Good one! Love these "Obama" ticker photoshops.

Although they messed up using the election still shot. LMAO!

Here's another.............. :smt036

 

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Only the cool people can do the flop.

 

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This works!

 

Awwwe that's so cute!! I should try that if I ever get into trouble by the cops--which may never happen. :smt059

 

All that shit and nothing to show. :smt019 :toimonster:

 

I present to you, the "Boob Apron". :smt005:smt005:smt005
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OMG! Hahahahaha! :smt042

 

Lmao..."Tit-kerchief"...that was hilarious!

 

I know I shouldn't but I'm still giggling

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Mickey Mouse

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lol I used to jack off to this commerical.

 

Priceless!!! :smt005

 

I saw this the other day...too funny! Poor kid.