This or That?

Move back home with parents

On the balcony or on the kitchen counter?

 

On the balcony.

To save a loved one, would you:

A. Siphon a fetus from the womb and smear its blood onto an old oak tree?

OR...

B. Take a gun and shoot a family member of yours who is close to you? (I.E. Mother or Father)

 

A little morbid by I'll bite...

B (and only because I could just shoot them in a toe or something)

Swimming pool or Lake

 

(I should have said kill instead of shoot)

Lake - It's more mysterious and serene...

A. Streak around the House floor and straddle yourself on a random politician?

OR

B. Sex on top of a tortoise while your relative is tied to the back of the tortoise wearing a Gimp suit?

 

A! The House could use a little streaking and straddling

Sexual monogamy or Multiple partners

 

Sexual monogamy

Learning how to master...

A. ...controlling the elements (fire, earth, wind, water, aether)?

OR.

B. ...control over animals and plants?

 

controlling the elements...

drunk sex or sober sex?

 

Drunk sex that night, sober sex the next morning

Half-clothed sex or fully naked sex

 

half clothes while drunk, fully naked while sober

molly or herb?

 

Fully naked sex

Sail the waters on...

A. A sperm whale that can sing your favorite music...

OR

B. A penis/vulva that can spit lyrical rhymes?

 

I'm a good girl lol Herb

Fucking or Love making

 

love making before fucking

kendrick lamar or 2 chainz?

 

Love them both, buuuuut Kendrick Lamar

Rap or R&B

 

rap

boy shorts or thongs

 

Thongs

Boxers or Briefs

 

boxer briefs

jordans or other?

 

Jordans

Car or Trolly

 

Car

A. Save your family and leave the planet to die with the rest of the denizens?

OR

B. Sacrifice yourself, despite being aware that the world have prolonged its end?

 

Save my family...I got kids lol! That sh*t comes first!

Foot massage or back massage

 

Back massage

To snack on during a movie: Ice cream or chips?