Random Conversation 2.0

You two make me wish I had lil' ones to play with this time of year (Along with Tarshi, talking of christmas and the children's innocence regarding santa)...

Although, I'm exhausted just chasing after my parents over the last two days lol. I can't imagine kids, my parents are bad enough!

 

It's the 31st here in futureland, and I plan on spending this evenin with my kids and our friends down the beach, swimming and watching the fireworks from the city

 

So today at work, a white woman was flirting with me so hard. I didn't even pay attention because I didn't really care until she said "you don't think I'd rape you, do you? Hahah" or some sort of laugh. Point is, kinda creeped me out lol.

 

yeah...that's pretty creepy coming from anyone. Who says that?! Lol run away fast!

 

When a heterosexual man doesnt care when a woman is flirting him, the woman must be ugly as fuck, a bit too rotund or skinny physically or the man must be one hell of a faithful hushand.

 

LOL! Well, yeah. It was hella weird and I couldn't exactly run because I was at work... so I went to the back lmao.

None of the above actually. She was a fairly attractive woman, but she is like 44, I'm 26. That's just way too old for me. Funny you mention faithful though because even if I'm not dating someone but something may happen, I don't "keep my options open" as other guys would say. Crazy part is, I can't keep a girl to save my life because I'm not "hood" or I "care too much".

 

Still wide awake at 3:39 a.m. CST. WTF?? Keeping up with the little guy has my sleep cycles all out of whack, lol. And he's upstairs, sound asleep, lol.

 

awww

This was me a few days ago lol

Get some rest

 

Just had the most extraordinary experience! Ever! Breakfast for dinner! Why has this not been thought of before?! I have revolutionized food forever! Statues will be made of me!

 

:smt043:smt043

Statues will be made of you because of your sheer awesomeness

 

This can not be denied! You are so smart! Lol

 

this also cannot be denied! you are so smart! :mrgreen:

 

I nooooow riiiight!!! They will be building another statue of me!
:smt110

 

Just heard members talk about me "behind my back" on facebook. They LOVE to hate me.

 

Don't you fall in love
Don't make me make you fall in love
With a nigga like me
Nobody needs to fall in love.

 

When I told my mother that I had seen jack reacher, she responded with: oh, I have read several of those books.
:-o

My mom is way cooler than I am. I didn't even know there were a series of books with him!

 

You must've went to IHOP

 

It is must have NOT must of, you are not making sense NOT you are not making since, the word to use in that context is than NOT then, your NOT you're, quite NOT quiet or vice versa. Is it that in a nation where english language is the FIRST language some people are plain dumb or some teachers are dumb or both? Even college graduates make these mistakes.

 

Mother tongue = English

I always laugh when I see the option of
American English


Bitch please, it's English English, hence the fact it's ENGLISH

 

Oh it's also cheque not check


And the letter "z" is actually a "S"