Random Conversation 2.0

That and put on some heavily epic music for 24 hours.

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No no no one of my co workers used to be a doctor so she took a look at my throat and said it was a dry cough due to the body trying to get phlegm up that had the virus. :3

 

Ohhhh! Now that makes sense!

 

It's like every fucking week a child is being molested or raped in this town.

If not that , the child is dead.


today, Pa let baby boy shoot his head off literally !!!!!


News flash for the folks who own guns and have sons.
Luck the gun up tight!!!!!!!

 

I find it highly amusing and extremely convenient that my books can be sent to me through the air as if by magick.
This never fails to make me giggle with awe.
While I love bound books and always will, I have to say, it is so easy to lay in bed and read with my tablet. And to use a finger to tap the display so I can turn the page is a hoot.



And the absolute best part is I never have to shuffle through a book to find my page.
Even with bookmarks (and I used to buy those like they were rare) I used to have to flip through many pages to find where I had left off.

 

If it makes you feel better, I will be happy to throw the books at you. They will come through the air as if by magick.

 

Co-sign.

 

All of these are wonderful TCFG. Especially love the very last one...

 

Uhm....

As titillating as THAT all sounds.. I'm sure I will have to pass.
When iBooks "throws" books at me..I generally don't require stitches and 5 days of bed rest.

Thanks though.

 

I always heard the saying, "Don't look at the clock, time will go by faster". I'll need it when I'm still taking this course.

 

So, at a new clients house and there is a note.

I would love you to do the bathrooms - downstairs, toilet downstairs, kids bathroom and toilet and our ensuite.

This is what I face every day, too many showers to scrub, too many toilets to bleach, too many baths to clean. I grew up in a house that had my parents shower and 1 toilet and a kids bathroom.

Also, I believe I've accidentally started a business. I now have 5 customers, with people on a waiting list for me to fit them in. WTF?????

 

Hey sweets!

Ok..so I did this for years (ok..2 and a half) when I was lotsa younger and worked for two of the best services in town.
Shoot me an email and I will send you one back with all the short kind cuts. Unless its completely filthy (and I've don't those too) you can get in and out in no time and you only do half the work but in half the time.

<3 u..

 

its prolly because this is your work uniform

 

I finally got my voice back--now I can talk normally and sing again!!

 

You sound like Adele!

 

More like a mix between Katy Perry and myself, hon.

 

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Rice is out like I predicted(to much baggage)

oy kerry.... Please find someone better

 

Christmas Carols: 12 Days of Ass-Jamming

On the first day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, A blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the second day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the third day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, three blue vibrators, two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the fourth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, four pints of semen, three blue vibrators, two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the fifth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen, three blue vibrators, two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the six day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the seventh day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the eighth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, eight baby skull-fucks, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the ninth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, nine molested stepkids, eight baby skull-fucks, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the tenth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, ten steaming clevelands, nine molested stepkids, eight baby skull-fucks, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the eleventh day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, eleven smelly fingers, ten steaming clevelands, nine molested stepkids, eight baby skull-fucks, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the twelfth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, twelve cumfilled pussballs, eleven smelly fingers, ten steaming clevelands, nine molested stepkids, eight baby skull-fucks, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the thirteenth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, AIDS.​