Funny Ass Shit Thread....

I thought she was dressed up as a condom.

 

A Giant Wool Dildo? :smt102

 

Its a tampon

 

Oh gawd...

That's even worse than the furry dildo idea with the pointy shoes at the end. If you weren't bleeding when you inserted it you will be once it's all the way in.

 

Lolz

My mind went straight to prince Charles and his recorded courting with his now wife, horse face, and his request to be her tampon. If only her knee of this knitted wedding frock back then

 

Just for you Tarshi

 

LOVES IT...!!!!

and for you, a little taste of the Chaz and Horseface conversation...

* Charles to Camilla, in an intercepted telephone call: "I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out. Oh God, I'll just live inside your trousers or something -- it would be much easier."

* Camilla: "What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? Oh, you're going to come back as a pair of knickers."

* Charles: "Or, God forbid, a Tampax (tampon). Just my luck!" Camilla: "You are a complete idiot! Oh, what a wonderful idea."

* Camilla to Charles as they danced at a London nightclub after meeting at a polo match: "My great-grandmother was your great-great grandfather's mistress, so how about it?"

 

Um....
Um...

Um....

Yeah. I got nothing.

 

At the very least..this somewhat explains that twats problem.

 

:smt045:smt005

 

Dog Dies During Sex? I hope he only passed out.

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He came and he went.

 

I almost sent this to a friend who thinks just like this. And he would be right. Most wome are a heck of a lot smarter than he is even when he is plugged into us.

 

What if guys and girls swapped roles at the bar?

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Horny cock dick penis?

isn't that a bit redundant?

I think we get a clue that the person is horny and without a vag by the 2 word in, no?

 

You accepted the request, didn't you? We all know you did. Who could ever resist? :smt047 :smt043