Random Conversation 2.0

Oh don't worry about his silly posts....he's just a little hyper at the moment. I'll get him to straighten up a bit. :shock:

 

I just listened to Chuck Berry's My Ding A Ling and it is as hilarious now as it was when I was a kid. And before anyone asks, yes I am extremely immature.

 

Cable I could live without, but no internet? I think I'd have to curl up in the fetal position and cry in the corner.

 

Hahahahaha reeeeaalllyyy now?? If I had to go without BOTH for a month, I'd most likely be in a library or starbucks where there is wifi just so I can have internet access.....yeah I can't really do anything without wifi or cable because of what I do. O_O

 

funny ud mention that

my cable internet went down for like 7 hours yesterday and i was shocked

ended up going to bed hoping it would be back up when i woke

 

Here's my response to the lot of you.

On the first day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, A blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the second day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the third day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, three blue vibrators, two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the fourth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, four pints of semen, three blue vibrators, two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the fifth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen, three blue vibrators, two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the six day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the seventh day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the eighth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, eight baby skull-fucks, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the ninth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, nine molested stepkids, eight baby skull-fucks, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the tenth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, ten steaming clevelands, nine molested stepkids, eight baby skull-fucks, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the eleventh day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, eleven smelly fingers, ten steaming clevelands, nine molested stepkids, eight baby skull-fucks, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the twelfth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, twelve cumfilled pussballs, eleven smelly fingers, ten steaming clevelands, nine molested stepkids, eight baby skull-fucks, seven severed titties, six infected cunt rings, five hairy tampons, four pints of semen three blue vibrators two moldy dildos, and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the thirteenth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me, AIDS.​

 

I'm not sure if you just proved me right or if you're a tad bit more deviant than I first thought.

That, and you know I was joking,right?

 

Okay everyone...I got this. Majestic Saint, your wifey wants to speak with you.

 

If you got hitch with LibraPrincess and she gave 3 beautiful children.....I get the feeling you would opt for the traditional lyrics when introducing this carol to your children .......

 

Thank you for reminding us that we should all be careful and steer clear of people with STDs.

 

uhhh...NO!! MS would not do that in front of his kids, because his wifey is going to be strict over christmas carols--plus she's the only one who can carry a freaking note, so his nasty carol is out of the question.

 

Frosty the Pervert



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Frosty the pervert
in a trench coat he did go
to a the school yard to expose his dick and balls made of snow

frosty the pervert
all the kids he liked to watch
his dick did grow when he packed snow
on his cold and icy crotch

there must have must have been some magic
when he stroked his frozen meat
cause frosty started moaning loud
and it began to sleet

frosty the pervert
was as glad as he could get
he threw away his corn cob pipe
and lit a ciggerette

frosty the pervert
didnt want to go to jail
he began to run
while dripping cum
and the cops picked up his trail

down to the village
his dick melting in his hand
running here and there
all around the square
yelling "catch me if you can."

they chased him down the streets of town
right to a vice squad cop
who shoved a night stick right up his ass
and frosty screamed "dont stop OOOO!!"

frosty the pervert
was locked up that very day
but he did not cry
as he waved good bye knowing he'd be back someday

beating his meat
all over the streets
look at frosty go

sliding his hands
all over his glands
his cum, as white as snow ​

 

:shock::smt043:smt043:smt043

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A CHRISTMAS RAPE SESSION!!!! :axe:

 

BITCH YOU DICKING WITH ME HERE???? THAT'S IT YOU CAN FORGET THE CHRISTMAS SURPRISE I WAS GONNA SEND OVER! :smt047

 

.....yeah....

I don't get it.

 

Slender Man loves you.

 

Now now let's try not to traumatize the users! Sounds like you need some special attention!