Good Things about being SINGLE

i dont think i was, the effects of top shelf.

 

dude on that shit again

sobriety is a mothafucka

 

Fam you ain't ever lied. I brought the Jazz a chip against the Heat. Working on the Knicks right now. Fuckers traded me lol. I was an asshole at all the press conferences.

 

lol didnt know u can do that

i ball'd the shit out of NBA 2K11's player mode

guess i gotta get up on some new shit

 

Yeah if your team chemistry is low they can't keep you even if you winning. I'm on the verge of contract negotiations I want to see how much the dude with the most points and steals gets. Damn I wish I was really nice. Damn these fucking hoop dreams lol

 

LOL

im seriously hoping EA stops dicking around and tightens up the football career joint

they need a revamped player grading system and stuff, that fluctuates with field performance. they also need to make the threat of losing your starting gig real.

I like the new physics engine in Madden 13 and the potential it has, but their player career mode is garbage.

 

all have that one drip jism hanging on your leg running for the room when you hear the keys jingilng at the door

 

They need to understand that every untalented loser wants to see their name on a jersey BALLIN. It's the closest we'll get lol

 

i know..everytime i make a player...mothafucka got my name on his jersey

ball so hard that shit CRAZY!



Ray Lewis aint got shit on my MLB

 

Sound like a plan :smt061

See Jordan? See?? :-?

 

See, I used to think this way, but hear me out...If your man is playing away on the console, he is:

A. Home with you
B. Not texting or talking to any birdbrain on the internet
C.You get true me time

The trick is to ensure he showers, makes his own snacks, washes his snack plates and not leave them laying around, and lifts his feet for the vacuum and takes the trash out.

If it's your time of the month, you can endure it in peace because he's really only dreaming of the next game while snoozing.

I should write a book on this!

 

I actually enjoy watching a man gaming or I will browse on my laptop whilst he games. I find it kind of interesting and fun. As long as he doesn't mind me asking an odd question and giving me a go every now and then (I suck at gaming) then all is good.

 

Growing up at had this loser ass child hood friend who I idolized because he was living the life I wish I had. He had this super hot girlfriend named Suzanna and she wasted so much time on that loser watching him play videogames all day fucking long.

One time he flipped the fuck out on her when she was trying to learn to play a game in particular. She was stuck in the menu's...

Suzanna: How do I get out?

Jason: Press over

Suzanna: What's over?

Jason: The over button Suzanna...

Me: (the left button)

Suzanna: *Presses a whole bunch of buttons randomly to no avail*

Jason: Press the over button!

Me: SMH (how hard is it to tell her the left button?)

Suzanna: *getting nervous and scared so she puts the controller down*

Jason: *comes across room snatches the controller and goes into rage mode* OVER IS FUCKING OVER SUZANNNA!!!!

Suzanna: *Sad*

Me: SMH.... Yooo I got some things to do so I'll see y'all later

 

Same. Only thing I'd play is kinect, but I like watching other people game. Especially when there's yelling at the TV and all that (Same reason I love watching men watch sports when their team is playing )

Aww

 

That dude was a real pathetic nut case.

 

That is very juvenile. I wouldn't be with someone like that in the first place. AND if my partner can't laugh at the fact I don't play well or have patience when I actually do want to learn then he isn't worth being with let alone playing with...

 

An article by the trashy euphemism for penis about singledom.

http://www.trashy euphemism for penis.co.uk/news/magazine-20219349

I saw a few points on there I thought I'd borrow:

You can't leave the house without saying where you are going
You can't not say what time you will return
You can't leave the bathroom door open - it's offensive
You can't leave the bathroom door closed
You can't have secrets

 

Shut up and go play videogames.

I mean, he's playing video games and you're cleaning the house? That sucks, I ain't cleaning the house while he's having fun lol

I don't agree with some of those points. You can still have secrets and yes u can close the bathroom door LOL

 

the good thing about being single and never married, i can flirt with women on the wwbm forum and not have to hide it from anyone.

 

Sounds like the army. God damn.