Man gets dumped Wins the Lottery

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-jilted-boyfriend-wins-lottery,0,7939585.story

 

He better cover his butt since he got that cash.

 

I saw that. Now he's quit his job and settling into a good life...for now.

 

Good for him, hopefully he is smart with it and avoid leeches.

 

"How come when I was broke you wasn't brown nosing".

 

hello, sweetie. its me. yeah me. about yesterday.

i was just kidding...well..I was on my period you know and you know we get when its that time of the month. you know how I get.

I was thinking about sucking your dick and letting you have sex with me without the condom this time because...well..Im comfortable with our relationship's direction.

uh hello . hello. hello. are you there? hello.

 

:smt043:smt043:smt043


If he ever consider sleeping with her again, he probably should double-bag it.