There's a couple if cockatoos in a tree in my neighbours backyard and my budgies are talking back to them. The noise is deafening

Correction, it's 3 gallahs not cockatoos

 

Take a picture. I wanna see em

 

I did, but it's so dark outside you can only see the outline of one of them

 

Project Mindy blows

 

Hahahahahahahaahah! I was watching that show today. Its whatever. Is it me, or does everything sound forced in sitcoms today?

 

Ha! My aunt is the same way. She don't fuck around when it comes to her stories.

 

Holy shit, Batman. It's a damn shame when your roommate's girls is living in the place and she don't flush the toilet. Walked in the bathroom today and said, "mofo, what the FUCK?!" Not sure how loud I was cause my Beats by Dre were cranked up, but come on! She be cleanin' the fuck out his room and the rest of the place, but god forbid you flush in that muthafucka. Ain't like we pay for utilities n' water n' shit. Uncle Sam does. And she got the nerve to always fuck up the kitchen with ribs and chicken and lasagna n' shit. She mustve missed the memo that we have to take out our trash every day and keep the sink free of dirty dishes, as required by our commander and barracks policy. I don't wanna get fucked over for some shit that's not my fault, but I'll be god damned if I clean up someone else's mess.

Freak out over.

I don't trip too much about the dishes and trash, but that unflusshed toilet shit done crossed the fuckin' line, god dammit.

Aight, freak out over....no, for real.

 

This is why I like to live alone. I had roommates once. loud music.and smoking. Never again!!!!!!!:smt018

 

hahaha!

Several years ago I shared a house with two roommates and the sister of one came to visit that summer. She was this hardcore granola-type chick who slept in trees and dumpster dived for food. Anyway, one afternoon I came from work and there was a toilet full of rancid shit in the pot.

I WAS FUCKING PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!

I went into the living room and ripped everyone a new asshole. I didn't care who was to blame or not. Needless to say, the toilet got flushed and that incident never happened again.

 

Just found out that my old boyfriend of 5 years (the Englishman) is married. Felt a pain in my chest, but mostly pity for her, because his oppressed smile was the same as it ever was. I can imagine not all is happy in paradise. Still so weird to see a woman with the last name I imagined as my own, with a picture in England where I always wanted to go with him. Still, I am better off without him. It's not a surprise.

 

They are trying way too hard on network tv. Its like they're all out of ideas. Sad

 

Awwww, she is on that bullshit. When you leave shit in the tiolet, got it lookin' like a wet squirel, its time to make like Martin Lawrence and tell their asses to "get ta steppin'!!!"

I was so disgusted at the mess, I flushed the toilet, washed my hands, went back to work and used the office bathroom.

 

GFunk, even your rants are hilarious. I feel your pain completely. Over the last year I've had 9 roommates, and only enjoyed living with 2 of them. (We all need temporary housing because we travel so much for school). Thankfully though, everyone flushed but having the hair and filth of these people where I live was driving me nuts.

I'm thrilled to report that I currently live alone in a large apartment with a fireplace and all sorts of awesomeness. Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

 

What city?

 

I am happy to report I had a pretty awesome roomate, when I had one. The only time I had one.

Husbands don't count, do they?? LOL

When I got my first place after my separation, I had my one and only roomate. She had her OWN bathroom so I didn't have to walk in on any foul shyt...she liked cooking and baking like me...and drinking so we were a pretty decent pair.

Alas...I prefer living alone. So the new apartment I am in, I live alone. The kids of course live w/ me every other week, but it's ALL MINE!

 

I'm sorry to laugh at your pain but your descriptions are too funny.

 

I was trying to do a post on blackboard for my online class. Tried to submit and the internet connection dropped.Spent some time fighting with the laptop, trying to get it to connect to one of the wifi signals around campus, but it wouldn't.

Gave up on that, moved to one of the library's computer labs.... there's construction going on just down the hall and lets just say.... I'm very grateful I can turn my hearing off whenever I want.

 

You are always so positive..love that about you, want to be more that way myself.

 

As of today, I am working on moving back home to California.

 

I hate calling customer support and having people that do not speak English try and help me. Expedia sucks!