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I'd love to make a Spike Lee Joint X-rated movie out of both of you. :smt109

saintaugusta said:
I love dark black dick attached to 6'0 or taller... who keeps his mouth shut most of the time. And brings wine and/or other alcoholic beverages with him. On time. Don't care how old he is although older is better...lean mean loving machine... :cool:
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The Dark Knight said:
Dude why do you bother talking to me? We don't like each other:smt018
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The Dark Knight said:
Guess that love for dark men died out quick lol
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I'd ask for Usain Bolt but he's far too full of himself right now and he's not as cute as my ex. Give me Samuel L... or just a regular man from the islands who isn't built like Chubby Checker and has all of his teeth. A guy from the cricket team will do.
 
Majestic Saint said:
We're good here!



Sorry SA, it's either that or we have to go for plan B and you wouldn't like it.
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Plan B...
That would be for the morning after? With that many men..there's no telling who the baby daddy.

Why open that can of worms when you can Plan B instead?
 
Alinoa said:
Plan B...
That would be for the morning after? With that many men..there's no telling who the baby daddy.

Why open that can of worms when you can Plan B instead?
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eh - I wouldn't mind. I like all of them. My child would be a GOLDEN GOD. LOL. Except if it were Adrien Brody's it would have one hell of a schnozz and wouldn't have the gorgeous skin. And if it were Dennis Rodman's it would have really bad taste in music and be prone to fits of tears on public television... LOL.
 
I was looking for a new comp for school and was thinking mac but that shit is way too expensive new. Do any of the tech geeks know if its worth buying refurbished?
 
Maybe he could play a tune or two for you. :p

And plan B is...something that requires a bear costume and some ginger ale.

saintaugusta said:
What's plan B? BTW, Adrien Brody is not really that white LOL. I dig him.
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Plan B is too disturbing to explain in full detail on here. :p

Alinoa said:
Plan B...
That would be for the morning after? With that many men..there's no telling who the baby daddy.

Why open that can of worms when you can Plan B instead?
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I stuck my floppy dick in a Mac. Do you hate me?

Alinoa said:
I'm ignoring you bc you said macs suck.

So there.
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Majestic Saint said:
Do share!
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Hm...
A slot loading optical drive with mini discs stuck in it.

A Mac with lavender buds on the logical board.

A phone dropped in gin.

A less than a year old MBP 13" with a whole cup of coffee spilled in the fan vent.

MB with paint in the ports.

Another MBP so dirty on the inside I had sneezy fits.

One that needed a chiropractor.

Is that enuff?
 
Ever spilled blood in the machine and somehow it's performance increased by 20%?

Alinoa said:
Hm...
A slot loading optical drive with mini discs stuck in it.

A Mac with lavender buds on the logical board.

A phone dropped in gin.

A less than a year old MBP 13" with a whole cup of coffee spilled in the fan vent.

MB with paint in the ports.

Another MBP so dirty on the inside I had sneezy fits.

One that needed a chiropractor.

Is that enuff?
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