Random Conversation 2.0

I'd love to make a Spike Lee Joint X-rated movie out of both of you. :smt109

 

If yall got that student loan money and some rent money I'm down

 

You'd have to find someone else to play TDK... like Scotty Pippin, Dennis Rodman, or Adrien Brody. :roll:

Bring along Queen Latifah or Lisa Leslie and I'm in heaven.

 

We're good here!

Sorry SA, it's either that or we have to go for plan B and you wouldn't like it.

 

Guess that love for dark men died out quick lol

 

I'd ask for Usain Bolt but he's far too full of himself right now and he's not as cute as my ex. Give me Samuel L... or just a regular man from the islands who isn't built like Chubby Checker and has all of his teeth. A guy from the cricket team will do.

 

What's plan B? BTW, Adrien Brody is not really that white LOL. I dig him.

 

Plan B...
That would be for the morning after? With that many men..there's no telling who the baby daddy.

Why open that can of worms when you can Plan B instead?

 

eh - I wouldn't mind. I like all of them. My child would be a GOLDEN GOD. LOL. Except if it were Adrien Brody's it would have one hell of a schnozz and wouldn't have the gorgeous skin. And if it were Dennis Rodman's it would have really bad taste in music and be prone to fits of tears on public television... LOL.

 

Do human beings call their baby it? I thought only animals' offspring are labelled it. Anyway.

 

Maybe she wants angry sex.

 

I was looking for a new comp for school and was thinking mac but that shit is way too expensive new. Do any of the tech geeks know if its worth buying refurbished?

 

I'm ignoring you bc you said macs suck.

So there.

 

Maybe he could play a tune or two for you.

And plan B is...something that requires a bear costume and some ginger ale.

Plan B is too disturbing to explain in full detail on here.

I stuck my floppy dick in a Mac. Do you hate me?

 

Nah. I see worse.

 

Do share!

 

Hm...
A slot loading optical drive with mini discs stuck in it.

A Mac with lavender buds on the logical board.

A phone dropped in gin.

A less than a year old MBP 13" with a whole cup of coffee spilled in the fan vent.

MB with paint in the ports.

Another MBP so dirty on the inside I had sneezy fits.

One that needed a chiropractor.

Is that enuff?

 

Ever spilled blood in the machine and somehow it's performance increased by 20%?

 

Uhm...no

I try to keep blood out of my machines.

 

You're just adorable.