Good Things about being SINGLE

God does exist, just not the old white dude in the clouds that you're thinking of.

 

how did this turn into a religion thread?

oh that's right, it's all the calling out to god during sex...

 

You're my goddess.

Does that count?

 

is that what you scream at me before or after the donkey punch?

 

I was on my phone and couldn't quote it that's why I referred you to the post. I thought that would have been clear my bad.

 

the best thing about being single is being able to have as many female friends as you want. take note, i said friends, not friends with benefits.

who cares how many partners someone has had, Before you kiss 'em use Colgate

 

You either love being single or detest being single. Both cannot be great at the same time in one person's case can it?

 

I sway between both. Like on Sunday I really needed a nail gun and an electric drill. A man would have these

 

If by 'nail gun' you mean penis.

... and by 'electric drill' you mean missionary.

...... then yes.

 

If by penis you mean the vibrating black 9" dildo. Missionary is cool by me.

 

You offering your drill and gun?

 

I would even tolerate the hand-polished wood variety.... perhaps prefer it ;P

 

Another good thing about being single that I thought of when shaving my legs today...

I hate shaving my legs and I rarely wear shorts so.... a good thing about being single is only shaving your legs when you actually want to :smt003.

 

You mean if you go to a hardware store they have boldly stated MEN ONLY on nail gun or electric drill? If not then you don't need a man to have them unless of course you are talking about the "other" drill and even that has been solved by the plastic phallus.

 

LOL, you sound JUST like my best friend

 

The good thing about being single is that you can talk to/flirt/mingle/date/fuck as many (or as little) people as you want.

BTW, I never like being single....

 

There are some characters here, predominantly female who do not approve of single women fucking many men.

 

To each her own, but it's not about the amount of partners, just the fact that you're free without commitment, to do what you please - was all I was getting at.

 

seriously...i don't see why its anyone's business what other people do as long as the person is being safe and real with the situation. When men do it, nobody has shyt to say but let a woman do the same thing and she's a ho.

If you don't have anything nice to say....

 

It's all well & good for a woman to sleep around, but let her keep in mind that when the time comes that she wants to settle down with one man, the men are all out sleeping around with her counterparts who are still enjoying their liberated singleness.