Using the toilet in front of your mate?

hahahahahahahaha!!!! Ohmygod I'm dying of laughter here!

Yeayeayeafuckfuckfuckfcudickdickdickdickdick *malfunctions* bleeeeeeeeeeep

 

Maybe when you're shitting like a goose, you should put on this music. So relaxing to the ears.

[YOUTUBE]ZpiFzNGT4mA[/YOUTUBE]

 

Did we just turn this thread into a comedy show? Cuz I think we did.... XD LOL!

I'll litsen to the clip on my ipod touch. But right now....time to watch Donald Glover on TV. D

 

Folks, I think we have a love match. :smt038

 

LMAO naahh we just have similar humor. XD

thanks though for the compliment.... *blushes*

 

I'd never use the toilet in front of my man. NEVER. LOL He's peed in front of me, but had no choice at the time, and was very embarrassed and apologised several times. So, clearly he doesn't want to do it either. :smt005
Toilet time is just too personal.

 

It's really a 40 minute long relaxing piece of music.

A good twist of the arm!

Hmmm, Sin...if you really think shitting is too personal, you should let me converse with you about a bunyip eating out Gina Rinehart.

 

:smt005 That chick is so rich, she could be fucking a horse, whilst the mythical bunyip eats her out and no one would care.

 

Careful...she shits out gold...coal....hmmmmm...

If I was that mean-spirited, could I shit out the same contents? Lemme try!

 

Never. I feel like the things I do in the bathroom don't need to be shared with anyone. I mean, seriously, where do you draw the line in those cases?

"Pardon me, honey, when you're done wiping, can you help me with this tampon?"

No. I don't need to know what goes on in the bathroom when my partner is in there, anymore than they need to know what's going on with me. Privacy is a must.

 

Damn MS, you really have no shame do? lol Nobody needed to see that in your intial post. You could've made your point without the pics.

 

My brother Prince, O Glorious Dragon Fist, I could have used an actual photo of my own plopping goodness to enchant the thread.

 

Hey, if you offered me to put a tampon inside you, I'll have to ask you one simple question:

"Do you want rainbow kisses with that?"​

 

I wouldn't, and if you tried, I'd punch you in the neck.

:smt043

 

Oh nooooo! I can't let you DK Punch me! I'd have to slide beneath you and put my nose a wee bit close to you and have you kissing the moons!

 

yup it's official. It's become a comedy thread.

 

I like to think beautiful women's fart and shit smell like Givenchy perfume, so if i am in the bathroom with you while you are shitting and it smells like shit, it will kill the fantasy for me so no bueno no toilet sharing and please use the air refreshener after shitting cus i dont want to smell your shit.

 

lol my bf tried to dare me to stand up and pee the other day when we was going through the woods on our way home last week

 

ewww god no.

 

i think the 'old school' way would be one in which self-consciousness wasn't as important to one another, as it is now...

you know...back when people lived in tribes and wore practically nothing, and lived in small villages. back when people took care of each other and lived as one big family, instead of all this individualistic shit we have now.

i did however experiment with a girl when i was much younger. we both went into the bathroom and explored each other, and seen if a girl could piss into the toilet standing up like a man.

:smt043