It's my birthday week! I'm on vacation woohoo!!!

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  1. saintaugusta

    saintaugusta New Member

    Starting Sunday the magical night of August 5th, your beloved saintaugusta was born - I know you find it almost too unbelievable to be true.... yes I was born from two completely whitey mcwhiterpantsington parents. I'm pretty sure that is. One DID come from Louisiana, so I DO hold him suspect, based on some suspiciously "elegant" stories from my Papa from around Nebo area (land of wild pigs and oilwells, as far as I can tell). It seems I don't get it from my Mama, if you know what I mean- last I checked, her ass looked like the side of a washboard. Ahem. She did have a nice rack on her which I managed to pick up around the age of 32. But I digress.

    Anyway, I am a proud flag-waving Canadian, who has the mouth of a sailor, with a hint of a southern accent, but cannot bring herself to claim her dual citizenship for some confounded reason. I adore my fellow foreigners. Have a bright-eyed connection with men of darker hue (all sorts) - can't explain it... feel more at home in the company of my fellow foreigners, although I have lived here longer than I have lived in the country of my birth. Would feel comfortable in any country, anywhere...

    Am turning 38 on Sunday, am losing my depression weight by the fistful, dying to go to a water park or to the lake this week, really looking forward to the next nine wonderful days of my beautiful vacation... really looking forward to not having to talk on the phone a ton... how splendid that will be...

    God BLESS the world!!! I'm so glad to have a place to call my own!!!:smt049
     
  2. Stizzy

    Stizzy Well-Known Member

    I hope you enjoy your b day weekend
     
  3. saintaugusta

    saintaugusta New Member

    Thanks, Stizzy!! I'm already having a blast alone in my little place! Went out for a drink but was like NAH I wanna go home! At least for the first night lol...:cool: Just need some good old silence... that's a party to me...:drinkers:
     
  4. saintaugusta

    saintaugusta New Member

    This is for the Rastaman, for whatever happens!!! I don't need you!!!!!!!:D

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  5. saintaugusta

    saintaugusta New Member

    Oh Maxwell.... your tribute to Kate Bush's "A Woman's Work" is stellar...

    [YOUTUBE]gkeCNeHcmXY[/YOUTUBE]
     
  6. saintaugusta

    saintaugusta New Member

    [YOUTUBE]h3mQYj86JRM&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]So stoked... have NINE WHOLE DAYS OFF.......!!!!!!!:smt023:smt023:smt023

    DON'T have to be hijacked in Florida with a 23-year-old tryin' to bang me - YAY!
    Get to be here in my own home, making it homey (still have organizing to do)...got other important red tape stuff to do to make my life better... Might make it to the lake one day in the week, or maybe to a water park (I hope)..., but other than that, I am soooooo happy to be home home HOME~~~~!!!!!

    No place I'd rather be.... than here, with me...:heart:

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  7. Stheno

    Stheno New Member

    happy birthday enjoy your weekend
     
  8. saintaugusta

    saintaugusta New Member

    This is for all of your girlfriends...[YOUTUBE]mXC3h95PtDY[/YOUTUBE]
     
  9. naija4real

    naija4real New Member

    Happy Birthday weekend dearie, I hope you have a blast.
     
  10. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    Happy Birthday
     
  11. saintaugusta

    saintaugusta New Member

    Wow y'all are sweet - nobody made fun of me for being drunk or called me a liar or anything!
     
  12. Wunword

    Wunword New Member

    Yet
     
  13. saintaugusta

    saintaugusta New Member

    LOL. True... The week is young - why do you think I made my own thread? :smt111
     
  14. saintaugusta

    saintaugusta New Member

  15. Wunword

    Wunword New Member

    Frisky?
     
  16. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

    Happy (nine-days of) birthday!


    .......Is this a pic of you?
     
  17. saintaugusta

    saintaugusta New Member

    Maybe. :smt025

    And here's a pic of me (drawn by me) if I were a boy in the 19th century.

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  18. Raudi

    Raudi Member

    Say saintaugusta, Ill be in Louisville for the races all weekend, I like to see you, I want to wish you happy birthday face to face, you game? :D
     
  19. Stheno

    Stheno New Member

    why not have good time on your holidays and why not be drunk too
    enjoy it:smt023
     
  20. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

    If you do, your meet may end up on here....:smt025
     

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