WWBM Fam did I cross the line?

After getting brolic in the gym this morning I made a pit stop at McDonald's to recharge and I found a Cricket cell phone sitting by it's lonely so I quickly pocketed it so no one can steal it. I get home and text message Momma, Son, Daughter in the phone "Hey I found your Mother's phone, call me back for it" immediately...ok I lied, pilfered the phone for nude pics, sexy videos, and racy texts but nothing really interesting other than the mother's broke ass 24 year old daughter begging her for money almost everyday.

I also made calls out to the these same 3, Grandma answered but sounded like she was one step in the casket, Son didn't answer, and Daughter's phone is disconnected yeah I know surpise haha. I made up my mind already that who ever called me back I was going to play a joke on them asking for $300 to return the phone. Surely they would know it's a joke because it's a fucking Cricket for fucks sake, who in their right mind would pay $300 for the piece of shit. For our oversea's friends Cricket is the equivlanet of dog shit.

The owner of the phone, the Mother calls me back and she's so thankful that I'm returning the phone so it was the perfect time to pull my joke. "If you ever want see your phone again, you will do as I say. You will meet me at the Sheraton Hotel with $300, if you don't...Well I shall release the riskque photos of yourself (Their were none) to the internets immediately" She gets upset and puts her son on the phone.

I tell him the same thing, this motherfucker starts getting real disrespectful and shit cussing me out. I tell him "Since your cussing at me the price just went up to $400, what I'm stupid? No your stupid because I have the phone now the price is $500 I can keep this going all day. Look shut up, you will bring me $500 in ones in a black brief case because I intend on parting dollars with less than civilized womens at the strip club shortly after our meeting."

Finally I tell him it's just a joke, calm down dude. Your Mom will get her phone back later today. This dude still hollering like a bitch so I hang up on him. He cools down we speak, we agree on a time and place to meet so he can return the phone.

Hours later I get stream of texts from his hood booger sister all at once mad at me. This bitch went as far to say "homie stop playin, people get killed over this shit". I had to sit that silly ho in her place. I was like got damn, I could never take y'all to a comedy club because y'all the type to shoot up the place over a yo mama joke.

 

Since you ain't anywhere near normal.....



...you should leave a pic of your penis for moms and grandmoms.

 

wow if was me i will had told you keep the damn phone
me and jokes dont go well
only i can take few jokes with people i know well and i know they joking.

 

Is this story fiction or non-fiction??

 

Yo son


How old are u again?

 

:lol:

 

:smt036 The fuck?!

Hood booger?! The FUCK?! :smt036:smt036

 

Don't you know...this is really North...:razz:

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you forgot to take your meds didnt you?

damn son when are u gonna learn?

 

The fuck y'all going in on ol' boy like that for? He's the next Obama style black mutha fukka in the making right there..........

 

tl dr

 

Im on my phone so i cant folks like i want.

Bliss i gave something like that a thought but they were so serious for no damn reason, the daughter fell back saying she wasnt going to kill me but people die over petty stuff every day.

Nyx i see it differently, she should be grateful im returning a valuable item instead of letting some thieves take it. The daughter didnt have to talk about murder and the son didnt have scream yell kick whine like a lil pussy. I even charged their phone to 100%.

Petty i am 25 years young lol.

5pm came and the son bitched out showing up for the phone, he still at home smh.

 

you wasn't going to do anything anyway, son



on the real tho nuc,' you got kids and all that

why would you play that hood game?

life aint about you anymore

 

wow...dude, seriously?
smh

 

This is what you get when parents don't spank their kids....

(Petty, put your arm down. You forgot your deodorant this morning.)

 

i'm doing my best to get different angles than what i normally have up

hard when you dont have a real camera with a timer/tripod

:smt086


oops..end /derail

back to ur horesplay, 4North :smt113

 

maybe, just maybe he thinks we women prefer the strong musky aroma of a man sans deodorant...of course, when a man looks as good as he is looking in that sexy new avi, I might say he can do whatever the hell he wants.

 

repping men who prefer tighty whities

 

I kind of thought it was funny.