Funny Ass Shit Thread....

I remember!
Jeez, am i THAT old?

 

Pastafarian FTW!

 

Oh, yeah! I really, really, really, like this! And I think that says something.

 

Lol

Its true tho....lots of people are in such a hurry to find someone...

I know some people at work that basically hooked up with any ole trash, that make u go wtf

Dudes in jail...dudes with no job because they dont want one, dudes who sleeep around, dudes with no ambition whatsoever

I worked in fast food, supermarkets, sneaker stores...u gotta at least try to do something or get your ass into a trade

That sitting around not doing shit ain't gunna cut it

 

That was exactly how my ex husband was. Wouldn't do anything. Worked sporadically. Got up 1 nite in 10 + years of marriage to take care of a new born. Told me that he didn't want me to make more money than him bc I could then leave him for a better man.

You're damn right I'm gunna leave your good for absolutely nothing ass.

And so I did. Took me a while to learn that leaving him for myself would have been far better, really.

I finally figured that out about five years after the fact. But I learned it nonetheless. I refuse to put my sole stock of happiness in one person. I will lose it all when that market crashes and burns. And hell will freeze over before I EVER put up with a male like that again. Nuh-uh. Either you have some kind of over all goal and plan for your existence or you can gtfo. I'm a mom to my three children. There is no way I will be a grown mans mother. Motherly if needed..but you're an adult. The day I have to be more of a reasonable, responsible, adult in serious as fuck situation...you are fucking fired.

 

notice i wrote people who 'dont' want a job

lots of people are out of work for a legit purpose..but a lot are also out because they're either lazy or snobs who think they're above sweeping floors or flipping burgers

that's the bullshit

this one girl at work had a dude like that. she was attractive and hard working, yet her guy did nothing but stay at home and use her wheels. i was like what?

but u know, some people just want to be with someone period. that's not a game I play. I'll happily stay single to avoid the nonsense.

 

I know a mark who is able-bodied but isn't thinking about seeking employment; the mark leeches off of a girl who works two jobs supporting him, and, of course, he has impregnated her.



Man, no respect for that type of shit, because that's another woeful cycle, likely, started, unfortunately.

 

I'm on my tablet and it wont let me format correctly.

Anyway..yeah...that.

 

are you ready for a brand new beat?

 

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Pres. Obama Dancing After Supreme Court Decision

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True Dat.

 

Uh Huh. The truth has finally come out about you.....

 

LOL LOL LOL:smt042

 

Don't Fuck With Jackie Chan.....

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