Horoscopey seduction.

How to Seduce a Pisces Woman:
A tad bit mysterious, compassionate and polite woman – that is your Pisces. She makes you want to know what she is thinking, what she dreams of at night and where in life she wants to go. You want to protect her, make sure she smiles and keep her happy. She makes you want to try to settle down and try out being in a relationship. It is as if you are enchanted but you can’t think of anywhere else you would rather be. If you want to seduce her you must remember to respect her femininity, turn on your romantic charm and be genuinely compassionate. In doing so she will want you just as much as you want her.
Seducing a Pisces is much like a period piece romance novel. There will be talk of proper courting and romantic gestures, things that our grandparents and those before them did. You may have no idea where to begin but honestly don’t let it scare you. They like everything about relationships and want to be in one. The best way to start is being direct with both sensitivity and class. Pisces generally fall for a person who is strong on the outside and tenderhearted inside. She wants a partner who is positive, protective, supportive and also thoughtful. She can fall in love easily and some have taken advantage of that but you can be the one that makes things better.
A creative way to capture her heart is through good old fashioned love letters. Now there is no need for pages and pages of you pouring your heart out but a few good lines of genuine emotion will work. This is an easy way to “court” her. Maybe a quote might work or even short poems but begin with something positive and uplifting and move forward from there. As you move forward, give her honest tidbits of yourself, little thoughts or dreams of your own. The idea of a clandestine love affair will excite and charm her while the secrecy intrigues her. You can either be a bit mysterious at first not letting her know it’s you or you could be a bit bold and reveal yourself. Either way, keep it as only something you two know.
As you work up to asking her out, remember that politeness goes a long away. If you see her, hold open the door for her and find a way to compliment her as you do so. Find out how she likes her coffee and bring her a cup. If her birthday is coming up, bring her some flowers. Since Pisces love the color purple, I suggest Sterling Roses. By sweeping her off her feet and giving her a reason to fantasize, you have already positioned yourself in her mind. The unassuming romantic gestures, coupled with a polite and courteous manner will get you that date and put you well on your way.
When thinking of where to take her on your date remember your Pisces woman is very visual and very romantic. Be creative. Does your art museum have a café? Does your local symphony practice outdoors (weather permitting of course) near some street food vendors? Maybe walking through the park or near a lake might be better. As a water sign she is drawn to her element in the form of lakes, streams, beaches, etc. Where ever you choose try to accomplish something visually stimulating as well as quixotic. You want to be able to create an atmosphere where she can feel only you two exist and provide a sense of comfort to lead to good conversation.
Pisces want someone they can love that is educated and can hold a great conversation. They are talkers and dreamers. The Pisces woman wants someone who can speak unabashedly and dream vividly. Within your conversations feel free to be honest and candid. She will want to know all about you from your first heartbreak to your favorite fabric softener. Take the opportunity to show her your strengths and even share a few dreams. Make her think of you as a rock, a person who can ground her and support her. If you can stimulate her mind and get her heart to trust you, then you can definitely stimulate other places.
A Pisces makes love with their entire being. Normally she will not have sex with someone who does not have her heart. For her there is so much emotion behind it, she may liken it to bonding. She views sex as the ultimate expression of love and it mirrors the relationship. Behind closed doors she is physical and passionate. Her sexual intensity though is balanced by her creativity. She likes a little role play from time to time and even likes a little bit of domination. She might like you being a tad firm and powerful with her. So you know if you happen to find yourselves in the shower one night, having fun while holding her against the wall is probably a damn good idea.
Keeping her is simple… continue as you were. Pisces always prefer the understated over the blunt and the unspoken over the obvious. If you used the love letters to seduce, every now and then, send her another. Take her away to somewhere beautiful or help her attain a dream. Simple gestures mean more to her than expensive items. Your love and support or your ability to pull her back when she takes on too much, will mean more to her than some trinket.
As the poster child for the sensitive romantic type, your Pisces needs a soul mate more than most. She craves a companion who is on the same level that she is on. She needs someone to understand how deeply she cares for all that surrounds her and can share in her passions. Her partner on some level must be like her, gentle and caring, sentimental and romantic but strong enough to ground and protect her. You may have had to dust off your romantic side but her whimsical nature and big heart makes it all worth it.

All you other people not as awesome as us Pisces women:
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Pisces are awesome! So Britty, can you do Virgo, pretty please? :smt058


*Or link me, 'cause the link is Twitter, and I cant access/don't do Twitter. :yawinkle:

 

You are virgo?

 

Yes, ma'am. Hope that's a good thing.

 

Weird. I'm not on Twitter. I just click on the Sun sign at the top and it gives daily horoscopes but underneath is "Articles:" that have the "How to" seduce etc.

Seducing Virgo Woman:
She is straight forward, reliable and gorgeous to boot. Your Virgo woman just might be perfection; it is after all what she strives for. Trust me when I tell you that when you fall in love with the Virgo Woman, you will fall hard. Are Virgo women hard to get? Sadly friends, it isn’t an act, they are hard to get. The trouble is she seeks perfection in everything. If you are less than that, then leave her alone or watch her as she runs fast away from you.
She is analytical and precise. Everything needs to be just so in order for her to be happy and move on. If it isn’t, she is not going anywhere until it is. For all that she discriminates she is also very considerate. She regards all involved before she makes a move. The Virgo woman has an extraordinary eye for detail and will exhaust every avenue, including herself, to make sure things go as planned. Being punctual and reliable is a must for her. She’s particularly fond of routines and lists. She probably has a list of her lists to keep track of them. For all the proficiency, she is fairly reserved and shy. She is uncomfortable with too much attention and perhaps embarrasses easily.
We haven’t scared you off? That’s good because a Virgo woman is worth the work.
You will need to become friends with a Virgo woman before hoping to seduce her. Knowing the quirks of her sign will get you far. Her sign is an intellectual sign which makes her a highly practical person. She is calm, collected and will never display any unreasonable or emotional outbursts in public. Though she is viewed as having little to no emotions, you will be surprised that she has a quick wit and can find humor in most things. Not only does she have a quick wit but empathy toward others you wouldn’t have expected.
Virgos tend to worry too much. So to seduce your Virgo, help her to worry less. Keep things fun and light. Bring laughter, she needs it and sometimes forgets that she can. They don’t generally like off the wall, crazy experiences or large crowds. Keep dates traditional and old fashioned (dinner and theater) until you learn more about her. Virgo women love nature so invite her for a weekend away in the country or hiking in the mountains. Let her see you as the person she can relax with and find freedom from the mind that is always running. Use your time as friends to learn her limits; it will help you make a better partner later.
As much as you may want to, don’t rush her in anything. By now you will see what a gem she truly is and will want to take it to the next level. Let the friendship naturally grow to love, she will let you know when you get there. A Virgo love needs a little time to develop. As in all things, she will analyze every step along the way to make sure its perfection. As a result do be surprised if she seems hesitant and stand-offish. She will seem that way until she’s comfortable with a partner. So when in public, keep displays of affection to a minimum. Wait to show cooing love until you get her home.
The Virgo woman is a particularly loyal person and tends to be traditional in their outlook. Giving pink roses will reach her heart and she will soon want to open up to you. Virgo females want a partner who respects and understands them. She wants someone who is also intellectual and is just as organized as she is. She demands her partner to be not only devoted but reliable and sincere. Let your creativity shine. Wite a poem or paint her a picture. Show her that you want her and that she is of high value to you. She will in turn do the same. She also places very high value on her relationships and the sex she has in it. She likes to keep her sex life private and behind closed doors.
Once a Virgo woman falls for you, you will never choose to leave. She will devote herself entirely to you and will make you feel as if you were only one ever. It is then when you see just how special she is. You will see the true measure of her strength and femininity which is superior even to that of the Aries woman. It is here where the time and effort you put into courting your Virgo pays off. You will have no doubt she wants to love you and she will have no problem showing you all the ways she wants to. Behind closed doors with your Virgo, you will understand the term “let the games begin”.
To keep her, understand that is that she is always “on.” Even if she isn’t at work or home, her mind is always racing. This is a woman that you may have to force her to relax. As a perfectionist she is always thinking of ways to improve things or critique her most recent activities. She will need someone to know when she near her limit and has to recharge. That said she hates wasting time or sitting still. Be creative in your down time with her. If you can figure out how to accomplish something while “relaxing” then she may never want to let you go.
She is a rather strong woman, stable and confident. Virgo women will seem dreary and reserved but they simply are very careful with choosing the friends and lovers they spend their lives with. Their attitude towards life and love are quite practical. She needs no fuss, just plain honesty and sincerity. When she loves it is fully, honestly and passionately. You will never want for anything with your Virgo woman. Your house will be a home and your love will always be returned. Consider yourself warned though, let her and she will give you Heaven on Earth.

 

How to Seduce a Scorpio Man





He is a man of power in your life. He might be your boss, the one whose desk you want to spread out across. He might be the police officer you want “frisking” you. Needless to say, he is the man holding all your cards…or cuffs. The Scorpio male can take one look at you, bore deep into your soul and know how to make you want him and do anything he asks, all without lifting a finger. Right out of a romance novel, he is mysterious and intense. Everything about him screams power: his emotions, his attitude and more importantly, his sexuality. The Scorpio male is a walking magnet and there is no fighting the attraction.

Why fight it? You are only fooling yourself. You want to know what is behind the intensity of his stare. You want to know what he is thinking. You want to know what it feels like under him as he rocks your body. And all he did was look you in your eyes without even speaking a word to you yet. Give in, give into him and let him take you along for his ride. Before you make a move, ask yourself how strong you really are. Can you act, feel and think with EVERY fiber of your being? If you can, then do yourself the favor and go get your Scorpio.

Do not be afraid to approach him. Instead of asking for his number, give him yours. Tell him how attractive you find him and if he wants a good time to call. Making the first move could very well turn him on and hook him right then and there. He likes confidence and bold sexuality in a partner. This lets him know that whatever may come, you are up for the task. When he does call, let him plan the date. Scorpio men are fascinating creatures so there is never a dull moment. Where they choose to take you out will be some sort of personal reflection of who they are.

Wherever you go on your date with him, give him your undivided attention. A Scorpio is a sucker for details and while you may not realize he is doing it, he is observing and documenting every single nuance of the evening. On your date, dress the part. You are on a date with a powerfully sensual man; keep that in mind when you dress. Accentuate your best features, low cut top if you have an ample bosom or snug fit pants if your ass is… well your best asset. If he can’t keep his eyes off your lips while you are speaking or his hand off your rear when you are walking, you have achieved your goal for that night.
Scorpios do not fall in love at first sight but when they do he won’t be able to get enough. He will want nothing but you both emotionally and physically, day and night. Consequently, the Scorpio man is one of the most impressive love-makers in the zodiac. Sexually, his passion in bed is unmatched and could be describe as soulful. The man could last for hours with proper stimulation and will use each minute to fulfill any fantasy you may have and more. When you have a sexual relationship with a Scorpio, there is no need for a gym membership. You will feel that delicious work out burn when you wake up every morning after a night with him.

Emotionally, you never doubt how much your Scorpio man adores you. Every fiber of your being will feel it. As your relationship matures and learns all he can about you, he will know just how to give you exactly what you need. Just understand that while they will give you all you need, they have to be in control of the relationship. Often times, it is this trait that is their undoing making them one of the most misunderstood signs in the zodiac. Do not take this need personally unlike many before you who probably have.

Scorpios are much like the animal that represents them, calculating and unpredictable. He will plan his moves carefully, never wasting time, but never rushing. All of his relationships will more than likely follow this pattern. They are very private by nature and independent. At times it is misunderstood to be secretive and deceptive. Just like the arachnid that represents them, they do not sting unless you have threatened them in some way. Otherwise he is direct and passionate. Because of their intuitive natures, he understands his partner’s needs and will do his best to meet them. He can be hard to handle, but will make his partner feel like the center of the universe… so long as their partner is loyal.

Scorpios take themselves and their relationships very seriously. To keep them you must do the same. Be affectionate and open towards him. This and your sensitivity will appeal to his emotions but carry on only if you want a close relationship with him. Do not attempt to lead him on if you are not ready for a long and meaningful relationship. Toying with a Scorpio male is an unwise move. Throw the games out the window. This means no playing on their jealous nature or anything that will put them on the defensive. They do not forgive and forget, their sting will be vindictive and he will destroy your core.

The Scorpio is the sign of extremes and intensity. For them it is all or nothing. They are very deep, passionate people and there is more to them than what you see on the surface. Lying underneath is tremendous power, a very passionate sexuality and strength of character. Scorpio men make excellent protectors and you will always feel safe and loved. The person that he falls for will be treated with remarkable compassion, absolute loyalty and vast generosity. The relationship you will have with your Scorpio will be just as strong and binding as the magnetism that drew you to him.

 

Interesting Scorpio read, BD! ^^^^^

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Oh thank-you, Brit. I wasn't able to see it. That is very much me!

 

My pleasure. :smt003

 

I :smt049 Scorpiooooo........:smt050

 

You sound like you know a few, huh? :smt003

 

Yep, a few... several!
They seem kind of to just be every where. But that is good for me. :smt003

 

After reading all that, I see Miss, I see... :smt003

 

oh tammy...how spot on is that...!!! :smt077

 

The Pisces post really hit home because I have a Pisces moon sign... a strange mix with Leo...

Scorpio man - very very interesting and revealing...helps me understand someone I am seeing a LOT better... he identifies very much with his sign...
as do I. Yet his ex-wife is Leo so he's pretty leery and/or stereotypes me a bit...

What does the Twitter link say about female Leos, Brittney? I don't have an account... por favor?

 

Yes, Saggies are the second awesomest after Pisces. I don't just say that because it's my Rising sign. I only speak the truth!

 

Here you are SA
You have your eyes set on a Leo woman? I can’t blame you one bit. She is surely a force to be reckoned with and a prize indeed. You must be ambitious because this woman demands to you rise to her occasion and be worthy of her presence. She is after all the Queen of the Jungle. If you cannot meet her requirements she can simply turn on her charm and find someone who can. Do not let her pass you up.
Your Lioness can be a dangerous woman. She has all the designs of a fixed fire sign and just cannot be stopped. She stalks her prey, plans an attack then pounces. There is no changing her mind or deterring her from her from her desire. Once she has locked her sights on something then by all means move the hell out of her way and fast.
She is determined and achieves all she desires but it is lonely at the top. A Queen with as much passion and spark as a Leo woman deserves a worthy consort. What will make you worthy? Recognizing that she is to be adored and worshiped and recognizing that she cannot be held down or kept at the back. You do not engage a woman of the fire signs to be your trophy, you engage a fire sign to conquer the world as your equal.
Before you attempt to pursue please be crystal clear that this will be no ordinary task. You must know exactly how to approach for it is THE most important thing you will do. A Leo woman is not easily impressed; she will laugh you right out the door. Keep in mind she sees herself as a Queen and can easily back up her point of view with her long list of achievements. She never just “thinks.” She absolutely knows–and you must too.
Confidence is the key to everything with her. Approach her with confidence and a bit of humility. Recognize her worth and tell her so. Flattery will get you everywhere with a Leo woman. They cannot get enough of your attention, compliments and flattery. When you ask her out, already have a game plan in mind. “I would like to take you …” She wants someone who knows where and when before they go.
Take her anywhere. She is a woman ruled by the sun so outdoor activities, weather permitting, are always good. Do not be afraid to take her to places that require a certain sense of class or style. Those are places she will likely feel more comfortable at. She likes a place that she can go and turn everyone’s head. She likes to show off, not only show herself off but also show her partner off. Make sure you are well dressed at all times. This first date will be everything so look great, speak well and focus on her.
She is a woman who knows how to highlight her worth, regardless of their financial or intellectual station. If she has $5, she will buy the best she can with that money and flaunt it like its gold. She knows she makes gold look good. She expects anyone that she dates to be able to as well. She will not even date anyone who isn’t as ambitious as she is. During your first date she sizing you up and will not hesitate to just leave you in the middle of the date if she isn’t happy. Do not give her a reason to! Ask what she wants in life and tell her yours. Tell her what you want to accomplish and how you plan on doing so. The more she sees you wave places to go and worlds to conquer, the more she will want to share her jungle with you.
Do not think that because you have a few dates with her that you are in and its smooth sailing from here. It could be a few months down the road or even two years. The second you let up and it doesn’t look like you are going to bounce back, she will bounce you. Once you come on then stay on, keep your best foot forward. She is not all business though; you can have fun with her. A lot of fun you will have once she trusts you are in her league.
Part of the fun with your Lioness is the sex. Hold on tight and be prepared for a work out. Just like life, she is in it to win it. You will both be happy and quite sated once your sessions are over. She gives direction, praise and multiple orgasms in bed. You should give just as much. She will tell you just how she likes it. You can also tell her what you like. Use all the dirty talk you can muster. Listen while she makes you release just off the sound of her sexy voice. She will not stop and you better not stop until neither of you can’t lift your head off the pillow. With a Leo you work hard and play even harder.
You might be reading this and think that attracting the Leo woman is work. No, the work is in keeping her. Creativity goes just as far as flattery and praise. Keeping the relationship moving forward isn’t just business and ambition it is good times and fun. She isn’t beneath throwing a wrench into things for not only her own amusement but to gauge your reaction. Until that woman is married, she will always weigh her partner’s worth. She might even do so after marriage too.
I warned you that a Leo woman is a force to be reckoned with. There may be some hoops to jump through and there maybe days where you ask yourself why do I bother, but she is proof that nothing in this world worth gold is easy or free. She is the type that will make you a better person and even teach you something about yourself. She isn’t for the faint at heart or the passive aggressive. She is the one who wants everything that world can offer and is not afraid to work for it. So put up or shut up and keep it moving if you can’t hang with the stars. Your Lioness is worth the hunt, don’t ever let her go.

 

we're the first awesomest, itty. don't bring down the saggies

 

How to seduce a Cancer woman: Go play in the water with her. The end.

 

Fine you can be first awesomest, because I'm still double awesomest because I'm both. Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is Awesomest of them all? Britty!!!!!

Top 8 Reasons Why Pisces Are Awesome:
Chirpy, swanky, sensuous and the true personification of ‘joie de vivre’, Pisces women are fun to be with. They have some unique characteristics that make them stand out from a crowd. Do you want to know about them? Then take a look at these traits.
1.They love romance!
Just like other women, when Pisces women fall in love, even they feel like going to the roof-tops and screaming about it. Just like other women, when they fall in love, even they feel like making that special somebody’s every little day very special. The only difference here is, Pisces women actually do it! They believe that just telling someone that you love them is not enough. According to Pisces women, if you truly love someone, you gotta express it!
2. They feel others’ pain
If you find yourself in a fix, don’t you be afraid to go to Pisces women. Their heart is filled with compassion and sensitivity. It won’t take time for them to feel and understand your pain. Even when nobody else understands you, they will. Even if the whole world is numb to your pain and sufferings, they will give you their shoulder, their ears and everything they can to make things better for you. They will do this, because they can feel another person’s pain.
3. They will stand by you
This implies if you are a friend or a lover of a Pisces woman or anybody she cares about. Even when the rest of the world is too afraid to take your side, she will not hesitate to stand by you. She won’t think even for a fraction of a second. Here, her loyal nature will just not let her ditch you. Even if she is in a relationship with someone, she will never ever cheat. Her guilty conscious just won’t permit her to do that. You can close your eyes and count on a Pisces woman. She’ll be faithful to you.
4. They live like dreamers
"You may say that it’s wise to live in reality. But where is the fun in that?" This is what a Pisces woman will say. Life is wonderful for Pisces women, because instead of worrying about the raw realities in life, they dream about a life that is no less than paradise. It takes their mind off unnecessary worries. According to them, achievers are those who dream big.
5. They have psychic powers
No kidding! They can see the future. Most of the things that they predict turn out to be true. This is because their sense of judgment and logic is hardly ever wrong. Their wise eyes will spot things that most people tend to ignore or don’t even notice. Hence if they sense trouble somewhere, they will be able to sense it coming close and then protect themselves well in advance. It is also because of their great judgment, Pisces women almost always make the right decisions!
6. They are very motivating
On days when you feel totally worthless and demotivated, a Pisces woman could be the best person you could go and talk to. They can make you feel good about yourself. This is because, for some unknown reason they manage to spot something really good in everyone around them. They will give you a nice, quick ego boost and in no time you will find yourself feeling more positive and confident than ever.
7. They are oh-so-feminine
Pisces women are just the way a beautiful woman is meant to be-delicate, fragile, innocent and vulnerable. This nature of theirs makes the opposite sex find it almost impossible to stop themselves from getting attracted towards them. Their vulnerability and fragility makes men feel like protecting and looking after them.
8. They are super stylish
Pisces women are always more than ready for a fashion showdown. This is because they know they will always be the one to win.They are divas when it comes to fashion. And they enjoy dressing up as much as a little girl who is obsessed about dressing up her dolls. So if you ever need fashion advice, you know whom to ask!
http://www.magforwomen.com/top-8-traits-of-pisces-women-which-makes-them-awesome/

What was the name of our Association of Awesomeness? Was that it?