Random Conversation 2.0

no..but u missed a lot of forum-linked booty calls:smt095

 

thanks beautiful, you have a point... he is fam but i dont put up with bs... he almost took one to the chin this morning.

 

What's up Petty? Were you a participant in any of those booty calls? Lol

 

That fabled love story is among the most enduring I have ever witnessed.

 

Welcome back! Always good to see you!

 

Thanks! It's good to be back!

 

just had my breasts/nipples almost sucked off by two different guys in the space of 24 hours ... Orgasms = 9


Caused a carwreck yesterday...

 

Saint Augusta, ladies and gentlemen





:smt042

 

What? It's true...:smt102

BTW I was only counting my own orgasms of course 8) As for the carwreck, let me just say that it doesn't pay to be nosey. I left without a blemish and my car was completely untouched lol.

 

I just googled Ron Jeremy with the safe search off, and wow. He can fellate himself! My stomach turned just a little when I saw that.

 

You are VERY kinky my friend lol

 

I'm surprised with that fat belly of his...

Also dude is soooo ugly. blech. Give me a nice slab of chocolate every time...:heart:

 

I totally agree. The autofellatio pics must be old because he's a lot slimmer then. My interest was peaked from Bookie's birthday thread and then I made the mistake of following through on said interest. :smt073

 

You are VERY kinky my friend lol

 

I'm not kinky enough to enjoy Ron Jeremy in any way, shape or form. lol

 

tie me up to a radiator and have SLJ spank me, slap me in the face, and piss on me please...

anything but that. Or rather, PLEASE (no substitutes)....

 

Please go get yourself professionally diagnosed before you end up snapping and cause harm to yourself or others.

 

What in the hell was that about, Jaisee? You have no idea what even happened. Some 17 year old girl was being nosey and listening to a guy trying to hit on me outside a downtown restaurant, and when he left, she pulled out at the same time without checking her rearview mirror and hit the guy behind her who was driving around the corner.

I had been minding my business, simply there to pick up some FOOD - tired of stupid dudes on bikes trying to pick me up. You have no idea what my life is like - I can't walk out the door without being hit on by someone.

You totally jumped to conclusions there and it is unfair.

 

Yeah, but you ain't gotta lie to kick it tho.